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WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!

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Trauma-san:
What's that line on Dogghouse in ya mouth, or whateve,r where Ruffiano or somebody says

"So I used a piece of the Passenger side Airbag"

LOL

Don Rizzle:
it is nicer without tho sorry to take it away from the safe sex angle but if its some1 u know it ain't a slut n shit its so much better without it don't ruin any moment n u get to come inside n let them worry about the mess! its funny to watch jizz seep thru their jeans or whateva 10 minutes later no matter how hard they try to clean it up before hand. just my view tho.

cannabis213:
take a jimmy nex time,would ov saved u havin to type all this shit out,an u wud ov got laid,sucked,licked everything but noooo u 4got to take one with u,god damn fool


PEACE

CANNABIS

the408figga:

--- Quote ---If I had a bird I wud have a jonny in me wallet at all times.  U never know!
--- End quote ---


dont put that ish in your wallet.. it ruins it... i always stash a few in my car

TOOTHBRUSH:
man that same thing happened to me once but ya know da brush always has somethin up his sleeve.....................so this is what i did we were making out and shit i was feelin her up a little when the girl says "i want you so bad" i was like oh hell yeah i'm gonna fuck this bitch, but what i really said was "i want you two girl,  your so beautiful" haha anyway i knew i didn't have a rubber so i asked her if she could suck my dick first so i could get even more turned on so she did and after i busted i said "oh sorry i just realized i don't have any rubbers with me" she was all disapionted and kinda mad but hey at least i got mine  ;D ;D

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