Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

lmao

The funny thing is that there ARE ways around drug tests and Trauma's just a Mormon...

[Primo]

My dad smokes weed everyday. He got around it because he bought one of those 20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions. He passed

[white Boy]

My dad smokes weed everyday. He got around it because he bought one of those 20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions. He passed

great role model

[So Much Style]

aight.....fuck the weed haters....weed does nothing but enhance EVERYTHING in the world.
in the bible it says "i shall put every plant on this earth for the use and benifit of man" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i take drug tests and pass them wtih the dilution method. what you do is dont smoke TOO MUCH (just a couple hits of chronic a day MAX) and stop a week before the test. drinking water over a long period of time doesnt matter, its all about the night before/day of the drug test, drink so much taht your piss looks like water. take a b12 pill to ad color. they will essentially be testing water and you will pass. working out and sitting in a sauna the week before helps for assurance.

[[sepehr]]

I say just put down the weed and get the job, it will be much better in the long run..

[Thirteen]

My dad smokes weed everyday. He got around it because he bought one of those 20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions. He passed

awesome, you lose a $15,000 dollar job but you get your $20 back

go back to school and lay off the drugs fuckwit

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

20$ drinks from the smoke shopGet the one that guarentees you to pass or your money back.Follow the directions.

yup....over here they $50. sometimes they work a lil too good, cuzz they might decline ure piss for being too plain n shit.

[Thirteen]

aight.....fuck the weed haters....weed does nothing but enhance EVERYTHING in the world.
in the bible it says "i shall put every plant on this earth for the use and benifit of man" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i take drug tests and pass them wtih the dilution method. what you do is dont smoke TOO MUCH (just a couple hits of chronic a day MAX) and stop a week before the test. drinking water over a long period of time doesnt matter, its all about the night before/day of the drug test, drink so much taht your piss looks like water. take a b12 pill to ad color. they will essentially be testing water and you will pass. working out and sitting in a sauna the week before helps for assurance.

can one of those plants help your little soldier stand at attention?

rule of thumb, don't take advice from a man with a broken dick

[Suga Foot]

if you needed to take a drug test around where I live, nobody would have jobs lol

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

So it looks like my options are:

a.Use somebody elses piss.
b.Buy an expensive drink that clears out the system.
c.Smoke a minimal ammount of weed, quit the week before, drink plenty of water prior to the test, and take a b12 pill.
d.Stop smoking.

[Suga Foot]

So it looks like my options are:

a.Use somebody elses piss.
b.Buy an expensive drink that clears out the system.
c.Smoke a minimal ammount of weed, quit the week before, drink plenty of water prior to the test, and take a b12 pill.
d.Stop smoking.

I'd do C if I were you, sounds like the easiest

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

So it looks like my options are:

a.Use somebody elses piss.
b.Buy an expensive drink that clears out the system.
c.Smoke a minimal ammount of weed, quit the week before, drink plenty of water prior to the test, and take a b12 pill.
d.Stop smoking.

I'd do C if I were you, sounds like the easiest

LOL...Too many steps.

[Acgrundy]

you can't use somebody's else's piss.  they take the temperature and they would know.

bank of america does not drug test I believe.  I think I applied there before and they have to tell you on the application if there will be a drug test and I don't remember the app sayin anything about it.  I know stoners who work at banks.  its not like its some way high super sophisticated job.  I assume that you are applying for a teller postion, because that is the only position you could get hired for.  any ol' jackass can be a teller, the only thing you need to know how to do is count.

when I had to take a piss test for a job, I researched how to pass it for weed.  I quit 4 days prior to the test.  exercised a shitload and sweatted like a mo' fucker.  drank a shitload of cranberry juice and water.  pissed a fuckin shitload.  didn't eat any fatty foods.  pissed a shitload the day I was suppossed to be tested.  drank a lot of water.  I also took some vitamins/pills I forget which ones, but they clean out your system.  then I drank a $20 drink which was highly recommended to me.  someone else got the job before me tho, so I never even had to take the test.  I am pretty confident I would have passed tho, and within the year prior I had gone thru pounds of weed.

[white Boy]

nik did u completely ignore my advice?

[7even]

if you only have to take the test once, why would you mind paying $20 if it guarantees  you the job. all other methods are more complicated and less secure.