Author Topic: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?  (Read 299 times)

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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I'm tryna' get a job at Bank of America, but I believe that they give drug tests to those who work there...Is that true? If so, what are ways  I can smoke weed, but still keep the job? I heard of drinks that clear weed out of your system, but I don't know much about it...And are there any other methods to pass a drug test while still smoking weed?...Any help on this subject would be appreciated.
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2004, 04:11:15 PM »
I'm pretty sure they do. Almost all jobs give drugs tests, so I'm sure a job where you can handle Thousands of dollars a day, will give you one. You can't get around a drug test. If you decline a drug test, you're pretty much declining a job.
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2004, 04:21:58 PM »
Drink vinegar
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2004, 04:30:50 PM »
well i duno how it works but maybe they only test u when u start, which wuld be ok since u just stay off it till it goes out your system but if they do random testing throught your time ur working for then ul have to decide...

job at bank vs smoke weed :P
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2004, 04:33:04 PM »
THE URINATOR.. OR tape a visine bottle to your dick with soemones piss who dont smoke weed
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2004, 04:40:39 PM »
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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2004, 04:59:48 PM »
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2004, 05:01:45 PM »
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

Go to Israel. The government will bulldoze a Palestinian home and build you one on that location.
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2004, 05:08:28 PM »
I'd ask a buddy who doesn't toke to help you out
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2004, 06:04:11 PM »
dont do drugs maybe ???
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2004, 06:08:22 PM »
cant you just stay off weed until the drug test?

Unless this company routinly drug tests.
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2004, 06:30:26 PM »
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

Go to Israel. The government will bulldoze a Palestinian home and build you one on that location.


Naah, Israeli's don't spend money on useless shit.
 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2004, 06:52:31 PM »
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

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Re: Does a job at the bank require drug tests? If so, how can I get around it?
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2004, 06:57:26 PM »
Hey, on a related note... I'd like to build a new house, but I don't actually want to do any construction.  Is there anyway for the house to just appear there? Has anybody ever done this before? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 

Go to Israel. The government will bulldoze a Palestinian home and build you one on that location.


Naah, Israeli's don't spend money on useless shit.

What was I thinkin'... Israel doesn't allow people who have sex with or marry their siblings/parents in the country...