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sex with j lo
« on: February 04, 2005, 10:19:06 AM »
Who wouldn't want to shag that arse?

Jennifer Lopez refuses to sleep with punter

Too bad she doesn't feel the same :D
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2005, 10:43:40 AM »
lmao..what a sad fuck
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2005, 12:07:37 PM »
i wouldn't mind fucking her but she is not at the top of my list top would be like christina applegate or leila arcieri she is the best fucking looking girl damn but j-lo i mean tha fat salb of bacon needs a swisher sweet and a box of twinkes call it cool and jack off to her pic or something
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2005, 01:15:51 PM »
Quote from: music is like magic on February 04, 2005, 12:07:37 PM
but j-lo i mean tha fat salb of bacon needs a swisher sweet and a box of twinkes call it cool and jack off to her pic or something
what?
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2005, 01:41:46 PM »
Quote from: BigBDrugStores on February 04, 2005, 01:15:51 PM
Quote from: music is like magic on February 04, 2005, 12:07:37 PM
but j-lo i mean tha fat salb of bacon needs a swisher sweet and a box of twinkes call it cool and jack off to her pic or something
what?
my bad i meant j-lo. ,- period that fat slab of bacon meaning the fat ass dude the nasty walnut
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2005, 02:07:55 PM »
 :banana_dss:
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2005, 02:46:30 PM »
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All night long...



Bet that PUSSY taste good then a muthaphukka 2
all she eat's is like fruti's & healthy stuff..

so hell yeah!!!
If I got the chance I'd hit that celeb
but on the real I've seen chick's in club's ect...
who look just as hot if not hotter

but being who she is....yo
defo already would have a dreamer holding it in
talking about 25 strokes....30.....5000000000000000!!!!

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« Last Edit: February 04, 2005, 03:07:02 PM by Hatesrats »
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2005, 03:47:41 PM »
To quote Chris Rock, "Gimme three and a half minutes, maybe even fo'. I'll have her wantin to marry a nigga."
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2005, 03:58:48 PM »
 :banana_hitit:
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2005, 03:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Juronimo on February 04, 2005, 03:47:41 PM
To quote Chris Rock, "Gimme three and a half minutes, maybe even fo'. I'll have her wantin to marry a nigga."


lol
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2005, 04:22:56 PM »
Quote from: Juronimo on February 04, 2005, 03:47:41 PM
To quote Chris Rock, "Gimme three and a half minutes, maybe even fo'. I'll have her wantin to marry a nigga."
when does he say that or what movie  thought it was another black dude not chris rock like locc dogg on dont be amenace or something but it aint chris rock
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2005, 04:28:15 PM »
Quote from: music is like magic on February 04, 2005, 04:22:56 PM
Quote from: Juronimo on February 04, 2005, 03:47:41 PM
To quote Chris Rock, "Gimme three and a half minutes, maybe even fo'. I'll have her wantin to marry a nigga."
when does he say that or what movie  thought it was another black dude not chris rock like locc dogg on dont be amenace or something but it aint chris rock

I think it was Smokey (Chris Tucker) on "Friday"
I could be wrong tho...

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(Still funny tho...lol)
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2005, 04:32:22 PM »
yeah it's Chris Tucker in Friday
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2005, 04:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Hatesrats on February 04, 2005, 02:46:30 PM
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All night long...



Bet that PUSSY taste good then a muthaphukka 2
all she eat's is like fruti's & healthy stuff..

so hell yeah!!!
If I got the chance I'd hit that celeb
but on the real I've seen chick's in club's ect...
who look just as hot if not hotter

but being who she is....yo
defo already would have a dreamer holding it in
talking about 25 strokes....30.....5000000000000000!!!!

Hatesrats 2oo0V
loke that how do i put up a pic in shit i write like that cuz i've been tryinhg to but am as stupid as a slut with no money and a twinkie in her purse. HELP
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Re: sex with j lo
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2005, 10:41:40 AM »
LMAO
Brave brave man.
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