Game an Jay meet face 2 face!!!!!!!!!

[Mygla]

that shit was funny

[::Mr. Hahn::]

lol

"Oh, no doubt, like Gwen Stefani"

ahhahahahha at first i was like...wtf? Wtf he is on about..later i read the more i understand hehe

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

 

[Bo$ta Bo$$]

LMAO this shit is funny as hell 

[Elevz]

Hella Funny main
He had a change of heart- funny as hell

lol yeah I was thinking... The one who wrote this must be pretty well up to date with all the Game facts... Fuckin' funny article tho

[boycriedwolf619]

pretty funny

[Makaveli R.I.P.]

lol very funny

[Lincoln]

There's like 10 of these scenario's all having to do with Roc-A-Fella, I always read them on Ras Kass' forum.

[MOB]

lol

[eS El Duque]

lol

[white Boy]

Jay: Okay, well first off--

Game: NWA.

Jay: Huh?

Game: Express yourself.


^^ that was my fav part, funny ish

[Juronimo]

Hahaha

funny ish

[_That_Cracka_J]

I wonder if Game read that he would think it's funny


LOL

[D1G1T4L]

Another Day at Aftermath Records


Eminem: Hey Dre, you wanted to see me?

Dre: Yeah, Marshall, listen. I been thinking, maybe you SHOULD tone down the anti-gay stuff in your lyrics.

Eminem: What, and cave into that PC bullshit? No way!

Dre: No it ain't that.

Eminem: Then why?

Dre: Well, Marshall, it's just too damn obvious that you're doing it out of denial. I mean, look at you! If you looked any gayer we'd have to call you Femminem. That bleach-blond George Clooney cut has got to be the most faggotty-looking hairdo I have ever seen...

(Suddenly Snoop Dogg walks in, his hair in Shirley Temple curls)

Snoop: 'Sup fellas?

Dre: ...uh, nevermind.

Snoop: Did I miss something? I was out smoking trees with Tha Eastsidaz. Yo Dre, I was kicking some fly lyrics while we was
smoking, check this out: Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay/Snoop Dogg in the house with Dr. Dre/Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yigh/Snoop Dogg puffing on chocolate thai...

Dre: uh, Snoop, I think maybe the audience would like to hear, ya know, something new...

Snoop: Oh, OK, how's this: Uh, Once upon a time not long ago/When people puffed on chronic and lived life slow...

Dre: uh, that's alright Snoop, let's let Marshall here write all the lyrics from now on, OK?

Eminem: Yeah, I got some dope new lyrics for ya, Snoop: I'm Snoop Dogg, I like to have sex with animals/ And Santa Claus, and stuff
my ass with joystick that are analog/ And random orcs, plus I'd like to fuck a man of-the cloth...

Snoop: Yo, yo, YO! fuck that! Have you ever written a verse that didn't include references to bestiality and other assorted bizzarre sex practices?

Eminem: Um, let me try something else: I'm a weed fiend, I live for tommorrow's smoke/ Wake up, and then I check my horoscope/ My
sign is Taurus, which is kinda ironic/ Cause I like to have sex with cattle after smoking hydroponic...

Snoop: Damn man, I knew it!!! You CAN'T do a verse without talking about animal love.

(MC Ren enters, carrying Dre's bags)

Ren: Yo Dre, forreal, I want my own set on this tour! This is bullshit man!

Dre: Motherfucker, what are you gonna do, perform all them smash hits off "Ruthless 4 Life"? Or "The Villian In Black", yeah, that was a big seller. Man, shut the fuck up, unless you wanna go back to working at Denny's with your pal DJ Yella.

(Westside Connection enters now)

Cube: WESSYDE!!!

Dre: No, no, no, Cube, you can't say that anymore. It'll make people think we're restarting the coastal war.

Snoop: Yeah, now we go EASSYDE!!!

Cube: Why's that?

Snoop: The East Coast fans will think we're talking about them, and the West Coast fans will think we're talking about East LA! It's all good!

Cube: But what about the fans in West LA? No, I got a better idea. Mack 10, WC, from now on, we are the Neutral Side Connection! I'll go call Common and see if he wants to be on our next album...

Dre: I still don't know guys. I mean, I promised the fans that tonight we'd debut this awesome new song, but Snoop is too busy
rehashing old stuff from "Doggystyle" and Eminem can't write lyrics without talking about having relations with half the zoo...if we don't come up with new lyrics soon, I don't know if I can go on.

Eminem: Why don't you write them yourself, Dre?

(pause)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dre: HAHAHA, ho ho, that was a good one, Marshall. But seriously, where we gonna get the lyrics!

Eazy: Use the Force.

Dre: What the fuck!?

(the ghost of Eazy-E appears to Dre)

Eazy: Use the motherfuckin' Force, motherfucker!

Dre: Eazy! But, I don't know no Force, Eazy!

Eazy: Oh...then, in that case, just go on the web and bite some lyrics from one of them internet rap boards.

Dre: Brilliant! Thank you Eazy!

Eazy: Yeah, don't motherfuckin' mention it, now I'm out before I miss my foursome with 2Pac, Biggie, and Big Pun.

Dre: They got golf in Heaven?

Eazy: Dre, if this was Heaven I'd be playing basketball, not motherfuckin' golf...

(Eazy fades out)

Dre: OK, fellas, I'm ready for tonight's show!

[blockstar]

all of em are funny and they shit on bleek erry time
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