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Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
Bedford Iz Active:
I don't care i'm reviving the topic lmao it has to be done, this is classic shit.
I came reaaaaal close to getting caught, i was in da middle of watching some lesbian thing i think when i heard mum coming out so i switched off da screen but i was an idiot, cause
1) I didn't pause the porn
2) Without the pause there could be noise, (speakers were switched off)
All mum had to do was get suspcisious and either look at the switch and see da pc on, switch on the screen or press the speaker button and i'd be fucked as hell. I pulled away lucky she didn't notice, ever since i've been taking even more caution 0_0 I'd never want to run into any of those situations before me you lot was talking about.
Forget watching porn with mates too that's just sick on so many levels, you know one of your homies got a hard on and tryin to hide it like mad.
Sparegeez:
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
AboveTheLaw:
LMAO this whole thread is comedic gold
Bulldog - Your Not Gafflin Nobody:
--- Quote from: RIP to the Legend, Bill Walsh on July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM ---I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
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hahahaha man that reminds me of some shit similar to that happened to me...
a mate was having a party at his house and the kegs were flowing so i was in a messy state by the end of the night. needless to say i wasnt thinking shit throu too much. anyways i started talking to some random bitch and in like 30 seconds i was fucking her in some room, like the lounge room or some shit, on the couch. halfway throu the bloke whos house it is dad walks in and is like "what the fuck" then walks out. so i had to walk out in disgrace. next time i was over there i got hella embarassed coz i got the whole "we where young once too" speech from his mum. haha memories.
Now_Im_Not_Banned:
--- Quote from: RIP to the Legend, Bill Walsh on July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM ---I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
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That's not called getting caught...
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