Storytime!! ... now gather around kiddies... hhhheerreee we go......

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

So Mullah Nasrudin is walking out the masjid one day, when outside he see's a couple of beggars....

The first beggar asks, "Mullah Nasrudin, please, I need some money"

So Mullah Nasrudin questions the beggar...

Nasrudin-  "Do you want to live lavishly?"

Beggar-  "Yes"

Nasrudin-  "Do you like to buy things to impress others?"

Beggar- "Yes"

Nasrudin-  "Do you drink and hang out at bars and clubs?"

Beggar-  "Yes"

----- So Mullah Nasrudin drops some dollars in his cup and moves on --- till the next man stops him----

Second Beggar-  "Mullah Nasrudin, please, can you spare some money"

--- Mullah Nasrudin looks the beggar over and begins to ask him the same series of questions he asked the first beggar, the second beggar answers "No" to all of them.  Mullah Nasrudin looks him over and drops some change in his cup.

Second Beggar-  "But Mullah Nasrudin, you gave the other man more money, but I live a simple life of prayer and piety!"

---Mullah Nasrudin answered the man saying, "Then that is why I gave him dollars and gave you coins." 

[Twentytwofifty]

[Mac 10 †]

wtf  that sucked

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

wtf  that sucked

How much you get out of it depends on your level of consciousness.

[rafsta]

thats a good story, short simple and complex... nice.

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

thats a good story, short simple and complex... nice.

thanks for appreciating it, and you could read this same, simple story a year from now and you might even get something different out of it.  It's a product of Sufi literature that was popular during the riegn of the Ottoman Empire.

[Shallow]

Here's another story;


 The Fir-Tree and the Bramble


"A Fur-Tree said boastingly to the Bramble, "You are useful for
nothing at all; while I am everywhere used for roofs and houses."
The Bramble answered:  'You poor creature, if you would only call
to mind the axes and saws which are about to hew you down, you
would have reason to wish that you had grown up a Bramble, not a
Fir-Tree." 

[rafsta]

thats a good story, short simple and complex... nice.

thanks for appreciating it, and you could read this same, simple story a year from now and you might even get something different out of it.  It's a product of Sufi literature that was popular during the riegn of the Ottoman Empire.

cool, it's similar style stories to some buddhist teachings i have read...

[Fuck You, Pay Me]

this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.

['EclipZe]

this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.

LOL

[davida.b.]

this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.

LOL, you are awesome

[Primo]

im a 5th dimensional time traveler

[Just Another Sunny day in California]

good story man

[The_One]

Good story.. I dont really see it as complex but I think it did inspie thought.

[Capo Di Tutti I Capi]

this story is a stupid and borrring. i have better story for you. one time in kazakhstan a gypsy group attack my house and i go outside and say HEY FUCK TO YOU GO AWAY. the gypsy touch my horse in a bad way. i tell the gypsy again GO AWAY OR I SHOOT YOU. he no go away he throw a rock on my foot. then i say GO AWAY OR I GIVE YOU MY WIFE and the gypsy run. then i shoot him like a dog but i didnt eat him.

LMFAO