The lost art of story telling

[Elevz]

I personally love it when rappers tell stories, but it seems like that's something rare these days. I was just wondering, what are y'all favorite story telling rappers and their stories?

I think my favorite story telling of all time is Slick Rick - Indian girl (an adult story), to which I just posted a link in the hookup spot. That song makes me laugh every time I hear it.

(singing)
Davy, davy crockett, king of the wild frontier, yeah
Davy, davy crockett, king of the wild frontier

Well he’s in indian town, and what spots his eye?
A nice looking indian, and honey looked fly
He had to talk because he just couldn’t hack it
She wore some moccasins and plus a tough leather jacket
He trotted over and invented a line
He said excuse me, um, do you happen to have the time?
All was on his mind was sex, sex, sex
So she said why do ask? you got your own timex
To poor old dave that line was cold blooded
He felt that her ego was way over flooded
She started to laugh and then she started to say
I’m sorry some times I do get carried away
I didn’t mean to like ill treat you
My name is running rabbit and I’m glad to meet you
He said I’m dave, with crazy clout
Oh you’re the one the girls keep talking about
Yeah, you must be, because you look like a winner
Come to my house, we’ll discuss it over dinner

(singing)
Davy, davy crockett, king of the wild frontier

Well, he met her father, big chief beretti
He said what’s for dinner?
Soup and spaghetti
The dinner was rotten and he swore he’s gonna puke it
He never would have took it if he’d known that he had cooked it
Later on they were chilling, in the bedroom
Sitting at the window looking at the moon
Judging from the mood he swore she was hot
He said are you in the mood?
She said no I’m not
From what he believes and from what he gets
When a girl says no, he really thinks she means yes
So, he started touching her and coming out strong
Whispering sweet nothings and singing a song
He said
(singing) I’m in the mood for love,
Simply because you’re near me,
Funny but when you’re near me,
I’m in the mood, don’t mean to be rude,
But I’m in the mood for love
She said oh dave, you’ve got my poor back hurting
I want you, but first close the curtain
He closed the curtain and also the doors
The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers

Take it easy davy, you’re hurting me. stop

Well, he was playing with her tits, they were soft not lumpy
And then he cracked the legs like humpty-dumpty
He’s fucking, sucking, also finger popping
He had, no intention of stopping
Crazy fun, he did not want to leave
His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe
He had to toss, turn, turn, toss
Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force
She was burning hot, she said stop, stop.
He said are you talking sex or what?
I guess she didn’t realize what she started
Next thing you knew she was acting retarded
She said to him strangely and kind of merry
Stop now, or I’ll be unable to marry
He didn’t take her warning
He rode her till the morning
He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning
(yawning sounds)
He said what? wait his dick went weak
It said dave, pussies ain’t supposed to speak
He gathered his things he wanted to leave this place
But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face
He opened it up, with his bare two thumbs
He seen crabs with spears and indian drums!

They’s going heya hiya heya hey, hey
Heya hiya heya hey
Heya hey, heya hey
Heya hiya heya hey
Heya hiya heya hey

Umm... Some other great storys...
Notorious B.I.G. - Warning
Snoop Dogg - Snoopafella

Everyone, shoot!

PS: I put this in the Outbound Connections, since most of the storytelling rappers I know are from the east.

[ecrazy]

MURS IS THE BEST OF THE NEW MC's WHO SPIT SOME STORYTELLIN RHYMES...MAYBE BEST EVER!!!

LISTEN TO "WALK LIKE A MAN" off 3:16 and be amazed
NO
JUST LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE 3:16 ALBUM, AND BE AMAZED!!!

[Kill]

LISTEN TO "WALK LIKE A MAN" off 3:16 and be amazed
NO
JUST LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE 3:16 ALBUM, AND BE AMAZED!!!

great song & album indeed

[BIG.DADDY]

Snoop Dogg - Snoopafella was basically a remake of the old Dana dane song

[Minkaveli]

Slick Rick-A Teenage Love, Children's Story

[No Compute]

The Last Emperor is one of the best.

[soopa-man]

damn man i cant beleive no one has named ICe Cube dude was one of the best hood story tellers ever! "Gangsta's Fairytale 1 & 2" "Once Upon A Time In The Projects" "It Was A Good Day" "What Can I Do?" "Lil Ass Gee" 'Doing Dumb Shyt" "The Product" i can go on forever.....

another dope and slept on one is Xzibit's "Inside Job", "Shroomz"...EPMD "Mary Jane" series is always dope to hear!

Nas is also one of them dudes who can do it very creatively my favorites "Pussy Killz"
"Get Down" "Rewind" "Fetus" "The Rise And Fall" "Sekou Story" he really has more but domn his shyt is dope

[Thuglife]

Notorious B.I.G.- I got a story to tell
slick rick- Ladi dadi
Eazy-e- Louisville slugger

[Machiavelli]

Ice Cube is my favorite probably the best story teller with Slick Rick...

My favorite storytelling verse is probably Krayzies Bones off the song 'Creepin On ah Come up' its just straight gangsta and raw.

[Kill]

Mobb Deep - Temperature´s Rising

a way of telling a story too, love that song

[white Boy]

slick rick is the best

[Elevz]

Ice Cube - Once upon a time in the projects... Definately a good story, same goes for "It was a good day"... It's true, Cube's way up there.

[Sikotic™]

It was a good day was one of my favorites.

[Juronimo]

Ice Cube - Faded
Ice Cube - Once Upon a time in the Projects
Ice Cube - Gangsta Fairytale
Ice Cube - Bird in the Hand
Ice Cube - Doing Dumb Shit
Ice Cube - Summer Vacation
Ice Cube - Ghetto Vet

[West Coast Veteran]

Big and Nas are the best to me. Their storytelling tracks are like epic movies. "Niggaz Bleed" is the best story by Big and "Undying Love" is the best by Nas. Classic songs. They describe every single detail.