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i'm gettin married soon....
« on: April 03, 2005, 04:47:45 PM »
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get engaged. My mom and her parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. When near me, she would regularly bend down and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sis called and asked me to come over to check out wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to have sex with me once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2005, 04:50:12 PM »
was that a joke?
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2005, 04:51:08 PM »
LMAO
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2005, 04:51:17 PM »
 :cheers: :banana_trippin:

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2005, 04:55:43 PM »
LMAO! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2005, 05:03:40 PM »
was that a joke?

hahahaha......lmfao...... ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2005, 05:09:33 PM »
lol nice one
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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2005, 05:11:42 PM »
hahaaahhaahah
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2005, 05:30:00 PM »
that rings a bell
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2005, 05:34:34 PM »
LMFAO AHAHHA dam man now dats some trippy shit man arent u glad da dad was outside and not in the bedroom
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2005, 05:38:49 PM »
lol,nice
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2005, 05:42:50 PM »
lmao
and lmao @ that guy asking if it was a joke
 

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2005, 07:40:37 PM »
hahahahahaha good shit man
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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2005, 07:52:02 PM »
superb lol

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Re: i'm gettin married soon....
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2005, 07:56:35 PM »
lmao