Check this: Another Day At Tha Row Records

[infinite59]

Sikotic posted one of these a while back.  See what ya'll think of this one.




ANOTHER DAY AT THA ROW


(Suge in a meeting with Hutch of Above the Law and Kurupt.  Suge in his office bumping "The Eminem Show".)

Suge:  "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.  DUM DUM DUM WHAT IS THIS! DU DU DUUU SHUT SHIT DOWN! ALL THESE CLOWNS WHAT IS THIS!".........

Hutch:  Yeah, Dre's an okay producer.  He's even learning the piano now.  He's came a long way from stealing tracks from me and Yella at Ruthless.

Suge:  I miss Dre so badd... And this white boy is the tightest, ahh man, hey, what's that name of that one white boy we used to have, Milkbone, call him up, I got an idea for a song, kind of like "Say What You Say" but different.  That song is tight.  I don't know why Dre ever left us...

Hutch: (From Above The Law)  Ahhhh it's okay Suge, Dre's always been trippin like that.  I mean, you saw the way he just got up and left from Ruthless Records after him and I made it what it was, and then he did the same thing to you.  

Kurupt:  Yeah, Yeah, Um Suge, yeah, fuck Dre, anyway.. when you getting the weed and the hoes for the party at your crib tonight man?

Suge:  Bitch.  Shut the fuck up.  You like a little bitch.  I'll get em' when I say I get em'.  Who asked your stupid ass to speak anyway, after all the free publicity we got for you coming to our label, your becoming more trouble then your worth.

Kurupt:  Ahhh uuhhh I didn't mean it like that Suge, it's just, I'm fiendin for that shit man, and ohh, some of the old homeboys-homeboys are trying to beat me down now, so I need you to go with me to this thing in LA

Suge:  Bitch.  Did I ask you to speak.  You and Daz always run around here with your dicks hangin out all day, never get any fucking work done.

(Crooked I knocks on the door and comes in)

Crooked I:  Yo Suge, when's my album coming out, my homies is fiendin for it, and I was on this website the West Coast Connection forum, and they all talking about it like it's a new Dre..I mean, a new 2pac album..or somethin.  So let's drop it on em and change the game.  What do ya say?

(Suge looks at Kurupt.  Kurupt looks at Hutch.  They roll on the ground laughing.)

Suge:  Your album, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, Your Album, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, He said when's his, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.  Boy, just keep your mouth shut, look hard, a guy from Murder Dog Mag is comin over to do a story.

(Secretary beeps in.  Murder Dog editor will see you now)

(Suge hussles around the room.  Hutch turns off Eminem cd.  Looks for new Row music to play, can't find any, throws in an old Pac tape.  Suge grabs his lighter, cigar, Kurupt quickly puts on a look of smug arrogance.)

(A few minutes later, the interviewer comes in and begins asking questions.)

Murder Dog:  How does the new music sound Suge?

Suge:  Kurupt is hard at work.  We are very excited about the work he is doing with Daz.  The Crooked I album is finished, and we are going to drop it on ya'll next month, and change the game.

Murder Dog:  Have you ended all beefs with Dre?

Suge:  I never had any beef with Dre.  I don't think about Dre.  I heard he's having success with some white boy, but really the thought never crossed my mind.  

Murder Dog:  Do you ever miss Dre's production talents?

Suge:  As far as any producers, we got Hutch.  If Dre, Timbaland, or Premier ever wanna' work with Death Row, they can come here and Hutch will walk them through some thangs.  

Murder Dog:  Are you saying you are free of any beef?

Suge: I ain't got beefs wit no niggaz' in the industry.  In fact what I'd like to do, is get Def Jam, Russell, Damon Dash.... get Mannie Fresh and them from down South..... Dre over at Aftermath... Steve Stoute... all the big black label owners, under one umbrella.  Death Row.  But they don't want to do that because they don't want to see black unity.


THE END

[Rud]

Crooked I:  Yo Suge, when's my album coming out, my homies is fiendin for it, and I was on this website the West Coast Connection forum, and they all talking about it like it's a new Dre..I mean, a new 2pac album..or somethin.  So let's drop it on em and change the game.  What do ya say?

(Suge looks at Kurupt.  Kurupt looks at Hutch.  They roll on the ground laughing.)

Suge:  Your album, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, Your Album, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, He said when's his, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.  Boy, just keep your mouth shut, look hard, a guy from Murder Dog Mag is comin over to do a story.

Haha, That Had Me Laughin...I Could Actually Picture This Scene! ROFL @ "look hard"

(Suge hussles around the room.  Hutch turns off Eminem cd.  Looks for new Row music to play, can't find any, throws in an old Pac tape. Suge grabs his lighter, cigar, Kurupt quickly puts on a look of smug arrogance.)

LMAO - I Could Picture That Too - Had Me Laughin  

Good Story - These Would Be Dope Drawn As A Storyboard  

[bez]

LOL good shit

[lbc213]

LMAO, nice story


WE WANT MORE WE WANT MORE

[infinite59]

Thanks for reading it ya'll.  Glad you liked it.  I followed the model Sikotic and his friend used, so he deserves more props then me, and make sure you read his.... "Another Day At Aftermath".  I brought it back up to the main page here at Anything Goes.

[P Nelson]

(Suge looks at Kurupt.  Kurupt looks at Hutch.  They roll on the ground laughing.)

Suge:  Your album, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, Your Album, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, He said when's his, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.  Boy, just keep your mouth shut, look hard, a guy from Murder Dog Mag is comin over to do a story.

LOL

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LMAO...yea, this shit has me crackin up...



I remember when me and Sikotic made "Day at Aftermath" and "Day at Shady Records" like it was yesterday...lemme go look for my Shady Records one and bring it up...lolol...PeaCe

[Sikotic™]

LOL @ Suge treating Kurupt like a bitch

Funny stuff Infinite

[TraceOneInfinite]

Ya'll might get a laugh out of this... I made it up a few years ago

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Props...I remember this. and we're still awaiting Crooked.

[K-9]

lmao great story

[cStyle]

hahaha that was some funny read infinite props for this