A true story of irony: my prom date

[So Much Style]

Aight, so a playa such as myself is never stood up by bitches but some shitty shit just happened to me fa real d.o.e.
For some background info. there was a beautiful girl i used to fool around with but she moved away last year. Next came a freshman last year (i was a junior) that looked JUST like the girl that moved away, so disrespectfully i would just refer to this girl as Madison, when that was the girl who moved away name. She would reply and even went by it (fuckin airheads) and i eventually got to hit it.

This 2nd girl started to like me alot, and i decided to let her be lucky enough to roll with ya boy to prom this year, all up until tonight. She calls me and tells me "reliable sources" (ol benzino ass bitch) have been telling her that i only asked her to prom so i could fuck her  i told that bitch "you think i would have to ask you to prom for a chance to fuck you again!?!" anyhow, long story short she said she didnt wanna go with me.
I paniced for about 3 minutes, until i decided i would call the 1st girl who lives about 5 housr away and see if she wanted to go with me.....She was very happy when i asked her and agreed. I guess Now i got "the real thing" and the 2nd bitch just fucked her chance away to roll witcha boy in a 82 corvette collectors addition to his senior prom. Irony at its finest.


"bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks"

[BigBDrugStores]

82 corvette collectors addition

as opposed to subtraction

[So Much Style]

its a really nice car

[Trauma-san]

That's not ironic. 

[Suffice]

fewl, arrogance leads to self-destruction

[Da WCC Hopar!]

nice story and alll but i think ur just to full of urself

[-CaliKid-]

lol @ lil wayne tryin to look hard in that pic

[So Much Style]

you guys need to loosen up...go outside or somethin

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

This calls for a 3some...

[Thirteen]

if it was ironic, you'd get drunk and shit and crash your car killing both you and the original chick in your 82 corvette collectors division...

or the second chick would find out about the first one, murder her and then take her place... you unexpectantly go to the prom with a phony and in the heat of passion she stabs you to death with the gear shifter from your 82 corvette collectors multiplication

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

if it was ironic, you'd get drunk and shit and crash your car killing both you and the original chick in your 82 corvette collectors division...

or the second chick would find out about the first one, murder her and then take her place... you unexpectantly go to the prom with a phony and in the heat of passion she stabs you to death with the gear shifter from your 82 corvette collectors multiplication

lol

[MANBEARPIG.]

LMAO, this guy murdered himself with this thread...I missed the irony

[white Boy]

lil wayne looks like he shit his pants, and is smelling it.. and smerlus that was funny

[Diabolical]

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[Mac 10 †]

i laughed in this thread for several reasons

and i decided to let her be lucky enough to roll with ya boy to prom this year

lmao at ure arrogance

if it was ironic, you'd get drunk and shit and crash your car killing both you and the original chick in your 82 corvette collectors division...

or the second chick would find out about the first one, murder her and then take her place... you unexpectantly go to the prom with a phony and in the heat of passion she stabs you to death with the gear shifter from your 82 corvette collectors multiplication

hella funny ^^^

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and lol too ^^