Tequila and what it does to people...

[madsamoan]

I've known this cat from my neighborhood for the longest time and thought i would invite him over since i felt bad that Homeboy has been out of work and  shit. I told him come on over and have some beers with me and my friends and so he did. The four of us started off by drinking a 30 pack of Budweiser, then a 12 pack of Heineken, then a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka, Absolut, and started taking shots from two bottles of Casadores (Good shit). By this time Homeboy was getting faded and started talking shit..."C'mon Bitch, You can't keep up with me on them shots or what? Biiiatch! Give me another shot, That punk ass ain't man enough to hang with a OG like myself!" (He's a older guy,46). "You can't hang with the Big Boys, Don't play with 'em!" (He's 5'3',140 lb)

The next thing you know he starts throwing up on himself,then all over my couch and coffee table,spits on the flloor,then snots started coming out his nose.He got vomit all over his clothes and then pisses on himself. We tried to get him up and out my apartment but not before he knocked over my cd tower that holds well over 200 cds and he ends up stepping on most of them and smashing a couple as well as knocking over a picture frame off a wall.He then wanted to fight me, swung and missed and landed face first on the floor. He got up and  we noticed  he had a couple of rugburns on his face and forehead from the carpet. He swung at me again and missed again this time the back of his head bouncing off my coffee table.We then tried to carry him downstairs to my car (I live in a two story apartment building) and he missed a step and landed hard on his ass. Before tossing him in my car, I  bitchslapped him a couple of times landing him on the sidewalk twice. He was still trying to get up to fight me but not before i started kicking him and stomping his ass. We then took his cell phone, his cigarettes,and his wallet (He only had $10).You can understand how upset i am at this moment for whooping his ass and jacking him.

We finally got him home and carried him inside his parents house(Yes, He's 46 and lives at home) and threw him on the couch in the living room.All this got a laugh out of his Dad and a pissed off look on his Mom's face.The moral of this story kids, Please don't drink Tequila if you know you can't handle your alcohol.

Oh yeah, We  took pictures...lol

[Wild_Elmo]

well most of the time, you can tell who the weenies are before you start drinking. this guy clearly was wearing camouflage. seriously though, it's too bad people don't know their limits. they don't know when to throw in the towel.

[DAYUM]

tequilla makes u wanna squab for reals lol

[madsamoan]

The funny thing about all this is that he called me around 4 pm (Just waking up) and telling me he doesn't remember anything from last night and he doesn't know how he got rugburns and welts on his face,a bump on the back of his head, and bruises around his ribs and lacerations on his legs....lmfao.(If he only knew) He apologized and says he won't be drinking anytime soon so i told him whatever man because you won't be drinking around me at all, period.

[Eddie G.]

LMAO that was a hilarious story

[Ðøšïå]

so where are the pics? 

[madsamoan]

^
I wish i could post them on here for everybody to see but i don't have a scanner. There is a classic pic where dude is sitting on the sidewalk with his legs crossed,vomit and piss all over himself with noticeable rugburns on his face and drool on the side of his mouth.
I know the cat that developed my film at Walgreens was probably laughing his ass off.

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

LMAO that was a hilarious story

[7even]

That's one of the many reasons why weed> alcohol. When I was younger, like 14 or so, I often drank too much alcohol and threw up alot and behaved like a complete idiot. This doesnt happen with weed.

[rafsta]

lol you jacked a dude coz he drank too much ?? man you jacked a broke dude you invited over coz he had no job, thats cold...

i understand he busted your cd's, i'd bruise my knuckles up over that shit...

[Thuglife]

thats why you dont fucking mix beer with liquor.Or liquor with weed. But beer and weed is the perferct combo. 2 O.E.'s and a 20 sack is the best amount for me.

[Danté Williams]

I found that sad rather than hilarious.

[rafsta]

thats why you dont fucking mix beer with liquor.Or liquor with weed. But beer and weed is the perferct combo. 2 O.E.'s and a 20 sack is the best amount for me.

beer makes a perfect absolut chaser.

[Thuglife]

thats why you dont fucking mix beer with liquor.Or liquor with weed. But beer and weed is the perferct combo. 2 O.E.'s and a 20 sack is the best amount for me.

beer makes a perfect absolut chaser.

sure it does buddy

[ToOoOoN!!!]

i always mixed hard liquor and beer and weed but you have to know your limits....when u startin' to see nothing....it's the time to stop!