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I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« on: May 04, 2005, 10:04:27 AM »
HOOKER HELLO BIG BOY .. I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T CALLER YOU ARE MY WIFE,TART
apr 27 2005

Hubby's shock after he spots vice girl advert

By Allan Hall

A MAN caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: 'What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won't.'

Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'

It was the end of a five-year marriage which, up until then, he described as 'perfect'.

Ina Peters, 35, left her home and Uwe, 42, every morning for five years dressed in a sober business suit.

He thought she was the executive secretary at a major cable company in Leipzig, Germany.

But minutes later, she was at her secret flat changing into French knickers, stockings and thigh-length boots.

There she became Peggy, a hooker who advertised her services as 'specialising in doing those things your wife or girlfriend won't'.

She either visited clients at top hotels or they came to her for £300-an-hour sex sessions.

Six days a week, including Saturday nights, she lived her double-life - until last week, when Uwe noticed his wife in the newspaper advertHe said: 'I saw her in a mini photo in the sex announcements of the newspaper.

'I called her up and she was horrified. Not as horrified as me though.

'It was the end of our marriage. I went straight away and threw out all our wedding day pictures.

'It was sad too because I really loved her.

'I had no idea that she had deceived me like this. My self-esteem is not too high now.

'She told me she was out with the girls on Saturday nights. What a lie.

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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2005, 10:19:11 AM »
 :'(damn, that almost made me cry. What a fucking bitch
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2005, 12:18:16 PM »
that would break the hardest man  :-\ fuck i feel for the dude... fuck that fake bitch.
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2005, 12:38:30 PM »
thats fucking disgusting, those people are the scum of the earth, when you have someone who loves you so much and you do that... :grumpy:
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2005, 01:04:56 PM »
That bitch would be dead if it was my wife.
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2005, 01:09:30 PM »
damn what a bitch ... I would bitchslap the shit outta her... fucking other men and the same night fucking you
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2005, 01:26:28 PM »
^ yup. he prob kissed her after she sucked a dick. id kill the bitch.
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2005, 01:51:56 PM »
lets just hope he got over the eating poocha stage of life before meeting her....
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2005, 04:57:01 PM »
nasty!!!
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2005, 07:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Suffice on May 04, 2005, 10:19:11 AM
:'(damn, that almost made me cry.

lol

how the fuck u not gunna know ur bitch is turnin tricks?! 5 fuckin years... damn. dude is an idiot and ya'll feelin sorry for him
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 08:11:15 PM »
5 years is a long ass time, women dont even know how to act nowadays.
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2005, 08:12:51 PM »
Quote from: november has come. on May 04, 2005, 10:04:27 AM
'But you are my wife, you tart.'
I can tell you if this happened to me, I'd be saying something other than that...
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2005, 08:23:02 PM »
What a trick , thats wack man , but seriously five years to catch on , is a pretty long damn time , she must have done a real good job of keeping her shit together
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2005, 11:38:42 PM »
Piece of shit bitch...
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Re: I'LL DO THE THINGS YOUR WIFE WON'T
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2005, 12:24:35 AM »
fuckin whore almost sounds like my ex
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