Author Topic: LOL...wet dreams!! (Read 395 times)

Bomb-A® · « **on:** June 11, 2005, 12:02:54 PM »

a friend of mine sent me this link...its supposed to be an informative site but i found it pretty funny

Wet Dreams

• A wet dream is when you ejaculate (come) while you’re asleep.

• They’re totally normal, most boys have them. How often depends on the individual. Some boys have wet dreams every night, some hardly ever have them.

• You might not even realise you’ve had a wet dream until you notice a sticky patch on your pyjamas or bedclothes. This is just semen.

• Girls have wet dreams too, but they often don’t realise because there’s no semen.

• Wet dreams don’t mean anything. They’re often about stuff you’d never do. This is normal - it doesn’t mean you’ve got secret desires.

• Both straight and gay men have wet dreams, it doesn’t have anything to do with sexuality.

• There’s no need to feel guilty about having wet dreams, they aren't dirty or wrong, just a normal bodily function.

• There’s nothing to be embarrassed about either. Whoever changes your sheets should know that wet dreams are a normal part of growing up and becoming a man.

• Men have more wet dreams between the ages of 12 and 18, but they can happen at any age once the body has started to produce semen.

• Some boys find they have less chance of having a wet dream if they masturbate before going to sleep.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/sexandlife/atoz/sexandbody/wetdreams.shtml

peace

Bomb-A® · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2005, 12:03:48 PM »

another one

Masturbation

AKA: Bashing the bishop, beating the meat, bringing yourself off, hand job, jacking off, jerking off, playing with yourself, tossing off, w**king, spanking the monkey

• Masturbation is sexual pleasure you give to yourself.

• Most people do it so it’s totally normal - for both boys and girls.

• A lad usually masturbates either using his fingers and thumb or wrapping his fingers around his penis and moving them up and down until he ejaculates (comes). There are loads of different ways to masturbate, so it’s normal to experiment until you find what feels best.

• No one can tell if you masturbate or not.

• Masturbation is not bad for your health. It won’t make you go blind, insane, or bald, give you spots, stunt your growth, or turn you into a pervert.

• Masturbation can be good for you as it helps relieve stress. It also causes your body to release endorphins (pleasure hormones) which make you more chilled-out.

• It has no connection with sexuality. Both gay and straight men (and women) masturbate.

• You can’t use up all your sperm by masturbating. Your body will constantly produce more throughout your life.

peace