It's June 15, 2024, 03:55:27 PM
me and 14 mates are gonna tear Gran Canaria a new asshole 2 weeks on sat!
Quote from: Mac 10 on June 24, 2005, 01:24:20 PMme and 14 mates are gonna tear Gran Canaria a new asshole 2 weeks on sat! Oh for real? I've been going to Gran Canaria every year with my parents since I was about 6. Where exactly will you reside? In the Playa Del Ingles area? That's where we are always at...at the shopping mall "Kashba/Metro" you have to take the stairs down where you'll find like 8 pubs all crammed together in one place. That's the main place where all the going out takes place...And it's always them cats from the UK who got the baddest reputation. Lol...they even arrive in busses with like 30-40 people and then they take those stairs down to the pubs and all the people who go there for some shopping (stores close @ around 22.00) they'll stare at them like "just look at those yougsters...already drunk...and look at their clothes!" LOL...My mom didn't let me go there when I was like 14. I used to just stand there at the top of the stairs simply gazing @ all those nice women...man. Shit's incredible, lol Anyway, I'm sure you'll have fun there since you're with 14 friends. It's full of people from the UK in Gran Canaria...so you'll get to know plenty of more people.
PS- If you don't get at least one piece of fanny your nothing more then an elephant man.
Try it on with birds who are obviously better then you during the night, if you don't get any luck then just pick up the scraps at the end of the night and take one of the munters back. Even fat birds need a good seeing too every now and again, they are a lot more grateful for it plus generally speaking they are a lot more willing (make her lick your arse, ask her if you and your mate can two's up on her, etc)