Slut sues NASA over crash

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MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050705/D8B5CI681.html

[Low Key]

She is a scientist, yet she reads her horoscope? Sounds just as retarded as a guy who sits down when he pees.

[Woodrow]

If she wins this, expect previous clients to sue this bitch for their fortunes not coming true.

It's gonna be funny as hell to see her try and argue that astrology is a legal binding science. I hope court TV covers it.

[Matrix Heart]

If she wins this, expect previous clients to sue this bitch for their fortunes not coming true.

It's gonna be funny as hell to see her try and argue that astrology is a legal binding science. I hope court TV covers it.

It would be a recall 

[Woodrow]

There you go winking like a faggot again.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

anyone have a pic of this chick??? i wanna see if i would hit it or not

[JMan]

haha

['EclipZe]

anyone have a pic of this chick??? i wanna see if i would hit it or not

lmao!

[Don Seer]

She is a scientist, yet she reads her horoscope? Sounds just as retarded as a guy who sits down when he pees.

she's an astrologer.. that means her job is doing horoscopes..

[Matrix Heart]

There you go winking like a faggot again.

 

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

It's gonna be funny as hell to see her try and argue that astrology is a legal binding science.

It should be one! Then....u can scientifically prove that Bush...is indeed...a "Cancer". 

[J Bananas]

somebody shoot this bitch

[Low Key]

She is a scientist, yet she reads her horoscope? Sounds just as retarded as a guy who sits down when he pees.

she's an astrologer.. that means her job is doing horoscopes..

Oh, well nevermind then. She still seems like a bitch.