It's May 02, 2024, 02:26:50 PM
BallerStatus.net: Since you going to be a sex columnist, perhaps you can give me some advice. I been with this nice girl for two months and I'm trying to knock the boots like H- Town... silence, you supposed to laugh... Gloria Velez: (laughing) I'm sorry that was corny. (Laughs) Uh ah, that was weak.BallerStatus.net: So back to the advice. I'm trying to put on some Al Green and Marvin Gaye and have her sweating to the oldies.Gloria Velez: Ok, (laughs) you really need help if you going to talk to the girl like that.BallerStatus.net: That's where you come in, I need some advice.Gloria Velez: If you're a romantic dude, it would be nothing for you to get that. If she's already been dating you for 2 months and she's putting in energy and time to be with you for 2 months, you definitely going to hit that. You just got to find the right time, and do it nice and slow that whole night. Romance her and she'll definitely want you.BallerStatus.net: So I got to romance her first "Nice And Slow" like Usher, then step on the "Gasolina?" That's some pretty good advice.Gloria Velez: Yeah, exactly. You are too funny! I never heard nobody say it like that.
kinda got silly/funny at the end.. but was a good read.. she sounds coo
BallerStatus.net: You think that's going to sound sexy to the teenagers and guys in jail who pick up the magazine to see you?Gloria Velez: Yes, because that's sexy to me. When they see me cleaning, that's sexy; when you see me cooking, that a sexy motherf--kin' thing;