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I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« on: July 09, 2005, 08:27:51 PM »
I feel bad for all real Stans.

Someone goes up to Stan and is like, "who's your favorite rapper?" Stan: "Eminem."

Then Stan gets made fun of because his name is Stan and he likes Em.

So Stan writes an angry letter to Em bitter that he made a song named Stan which has ruined Stan's hip-hop listening credibility. Nobody's taking Stan seriously anymore.

The following week Em hears a report that some guy named Stan drove himself off the side of the road because he couldn't take being ridiculed anymore.

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Em = Nostradamous

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Re: I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2005, 09:01:10 PM »
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Re: I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2005, 05:44:32 AM »
Now we all know what's going on in the back of Blue Ragg's mind. Thanks for letting us know. Anyone else feel like stepping up?
 

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Re: I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2005, 05:45:43 AM »


fact or fantasy?


and btw eminem's shit wouldnt be classed as prediction, more like cause/effect in my mind..
 

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Re: I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2005, 02:19:13 PM »
I feel bad for all real Stans.

Someone goes up to Stan and is like, "who's your favorite rapper?" Stan: "Eminem."

Then Stan gets made fun of because his name is Stan and he likes Em.

So Stan writes an angry letter to Em bitter that he made a song named Stan which has ruined Stan's hip-hop listening credibility. Nobody's taking Stan seriously anymore.

The following week Em hears a report that some guy named Stan drove himself off the side of the road because he couldn't take being ridiculed anymore.

Life imitating art.

Em = Nostradamous

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Sorry Stan. :(
 

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Re: I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2005, 02:21:01 PM »
You should publish your Stan Theory. That way you could save some lives.
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Re: I feel bad for Eminem fans who really are named Stan
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2005, 03:18:52 PM »
You should publish your Stan Theory. That way you could save some lives.
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