Monster.com

[Da WCC Hopar!]

wow man i just posted my resume online around 12 - 1 am and just this morning i woke up and saw im being called in for an interview heres wat i got:



We are seeking to fill the position of "Sales Representative", in the Los Angeles area.  After reviewing your resume online, I see that you contain some of the necessary qualifications to be a candidate for a position with us. The next step in this process will be to conduct interviews this week at our office in Encino.  I would like to schedule an interview and orientation with you this coming week on Monday 7/25 @ 12:50pm.

The purpose of our interview and orientation will be to get into more specific details such as compensation, company leads, training, products, etc.  I am looking forward to meeting you in person.

Please respond back by e-mailing alliance_la@yahoo.com or contact Marc to confirm your interview (818)784-7260. In either case I look forward to meeting you.

Sincerely,

Steven Pato
Pato & Associates
16550 Ventura Blvd. Suite 325
Encino, CA 91436

SALES REPRESENTATIVE / SALES MANAGER DESCRIPTION:
*Immediate Weekly Income Potential
*Call on prospects who have requested to see you
*Professional and ongoing Training
*Prestigious Products and Services
*Personal Sales and Leadership Development
*Advancement Opportunities (Management)
*Company Sponsored Stock Ownership Program
*Bonus Programs and Trips
*Annual first year average is between $60,000 - $100,000


Cornerstone is an integral part of UICI, a publicly- held company traded on NYSE as a financial services organization with many diverse and dynamic business interests. Sales have grown to more than $350 million annually and continue to rise at a rapid pace.

[Throwback]

dope man. why does that sort of stuff never happen to me?

[Da WCC Hopar!]

dope man. why does that sort of stuff never happen to me?

have u tried postin ur resume on monster?

[Throwback]

jea. all i got is nekkidpix.

[white Boy]

does it cost $ to post resume?

[Da WCC Hopar!]

does it cost $ to post resume?

naw man its totaly free u shood try it i mean everyone who is seekin a job on Dub shood give it a shot

[eKardz]

playboy came to my campus last year at school, and they wanted reps for this year, so i signed up cause i think i got somethin free so i was like fuck it.  so today in my email, which i havent checked in months, they sent me forms and shit they selected me as my school rep.  i dunno what that means or what i do, but they said i get free shit, so fuck it im gonna do it

[rafsta]

good luck with the job... pimpin broads doesnt bring home the bread no more ?

[Acgrundy]

I'm gonna give you a peice of advice that will save you time.  don't go to that interview.  I'm not gonna bother explaining, cuz I don't feel like it.  but I will tell you this, you will waste your time with the interview.  and if they hire you (which they most likely will) you will most likely waste your time with the job, which you will quit after not too long, because you will realize how much it sucks.  more than likely its a pyramid scheme.

[Mr. O]

homie..don't be fool by that thang...you ain't gonna benefit anything...
they ain't gonna promote or anythang...i used to do this customer service crap for long time..
it ain't worth it..unless ya just want a job.

[eKardz]

I'm gonna give you a peice of advice that will save you time.  don't go to that interview.  I'm not gonna bother explaining, cuz I don't feel like it.  but I will tell you this, you will waste your time with the interview.  and if they hire you (which they most likely will) you will most likely waste your time with the job, which you will quit after not too long, because you will realize how much it sucks.  more than likely its a pyramid scheme.

i bet its gonna wind up costing him money and then never pan out

[Da WCC Hopar!]

i honestly im not ganna go i might just call to see wtf this shit is but i most likely wont go anyways

[UAK]

I'm gonna give you a peice of advice that will save you time.  don't go to that interview.  I'm not gonna bother explaining, cuz I don't feel like it.  but I will tell you this, you will waste your time with the interview.  and if they hire you (which they most likely will) you will most likely waste your time with the job, which you will quit after not too long, because you will realize how much it sucks.  more than likely its a pyramid scheme.

It's gonna be you going door-to-door selling knives 

[Dogg_Pound_Gangsta]

damn everybody is so negative, fuck them man go for it, these peoples opinions arent gonna pay your bills for the rest of your life so dont take their advice.  this could be exactly what you are looking for.

[eKardz]

there gonna tell him to come down with 30 friends, that he has to pay 200 bux just to get certified, and that the more friends the more money he makes, he will move up to branch manager, its like u own ur own company, every person u bring in you make money off their sales, blah blah blah.  i went to one of these damn things 2 months ago for Primerica, a member of citigroup.