It's May 25, 2024, 06:53:14 AM
The waiter busted a nut in his soup LOL
i vaguely remember this.. and it goes something like..because the guy was a sailor and had really been fed human soup on a ship that ran out of food (the sailors that died of starvation were cooked).. but he was told it was albatross.. he ordered the soup to test the taste and realised he'd been eating his shipmates
not sure but the original story may have some info missing.. e.g i thought u were told dude was a sailor.. plus dude who posted it cant spell albatross so possibly he's missed something.. * goes to find a site with story + answer on *Albatross Soup· Horton walked into a restaurant and read on the menu, albatross soup. “My favorite! he cried, and ordered a double portion. The waiter brought the soup, and when Horton tasted it, he screamed and fainted.· Answer - Horton had once been a sailor. His shipped was wrecked on a small island. One by one, the crew died, but the captain kept the survivors alive until help came by feeding the men what he called “albatross soup”. Horton realized in the restaurant – through the greatly different taste of real albatross soup – that he had once eaten human flesh.crap really... this site has 5 pages worth of these silly things >> http://www.campresources.co.uk/articles/staff/nevertells:-page-1.html
This was fucking retarded.. LOL