this is funny in a ridiculous and sick kind of way

[ARYC]

Man Gets Death for Killing Wife After Sex

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
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personally i would've just put the tv in the room , but to each his own i guess

[Sikotic™]

Jesus Christ a fuckin' claw hammer?

[Da WCC Hopar!]

but dam man dats insane i wood have fucked her again if she tried to cuddle but not kill da bitch

[Sikotic™]

That's why you don't bother a guy after nuts. All he wanted to do was sleep.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

That's why you don't bother a guy after nuts. All he wanted to do was sleep.

 A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television

[Sikotic™]

Even worse. I feel bad for the guy.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

HAHAHA