The ''Hilarious Daz Quotes For Your Enjoyment'' Thread...

[Conan]

We all know that Daz says some crazy (and pretty damn funny) things in interviews and on the 'net, right? Well, I've created this thread so as to compile some of the craziest things D-A-Z has ever said in interviews. Feel free to add any ones you find, and here's some I've collected to start it off:

(On whether he likes the music of Eminem and would be willing to work with him. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''Eminem? Yea I love Eminem, I love Dr Dre, you know i love all of them. But because I'm on So so Def you know what I mean? I wouldnt even go for anymore of that dissin stuff u know.''

(Later in the same interview: On the prospect of working with 50 Cent on the 'DPG-Unit' project. Sept '03. Raptism.com)   ''We was on the bus and we did alot of songs and it's just a matter of when it's gonna come out. Just to let everybody know, it's a good thing! We bringing the peace tour, Dr Dre, Em, Jermaine and 50, lets get this mah'fuckin money.''

(On whether ''Tha Last Of Tha Pound'' will be the final Dogg Pound album. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''Nah thats the last DPG album, I'ma put together a DPG album, me and Kurupt, I'ma kick his ass and make him work for me!''

(On whether he will still be running ''DPG Recordz'' now that he had signed to ''So So Def''. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''I'ma make up a label called 'Suck My Ass' and i run everything!''

Oh my goodness...I love the way Daz contradicts himself there. Talking about how he loves Eminem but couldn't work with him because of his So So affiliation...then later talking about touring with him! Then how he's released the last DPG album, only to follow that by saying he'll release another!

 

I know this thread has great comedy potential, so lets keep it moving!

[Conan]

Here's another that I had to add quickly. The last few lines slay me:

(On his stormy relationship with Kurupt and ''Death Row''. January '05. Contrabandit.com): ''I just ain't messing with it. Too many people getting killed in the game. So we take it seriously. There ain't no coming back. You betrayed us. I can't be around you man, cuz I don't trust you. There’s a lot of shit that happens with me. I got to stay humble man. I go to anger management class every Wednesday. That just keeps me solidified with myself so I won’t go off and hurt nobody. I just got to keep doing my business with my peeps.''

LMAO - I can see Daz in anger management class right now.


 

[Meho]

 

[Intriago33]

Here's another that I had to add quickly. The last few lines slay me:

(On his stormy relationship with Kurupt and ''Death Row''. January '05. Contrabandit.com): ''I got to stay humble man. I go to anger management class every Wednesday. That just keeps me solidified with myself so I won’t go off and hurt nobody. I just got to keep doing my business with my peeps.''

haha, that's some funny shit right there  .

[Lucien]

Suck My Ass Records would be tight as hell 

[JMan]

yea Daz is a funny man 

[Spicemuthafuc*in1]

god bless daz, one of my favorite artists ever

[IzUwitIt]

living legend

[WestCoasta]

Daz is humor! what a legend

how bout these referring to Kurupt:

"Kurupt, your sister Angie got some good good pussy"

"Kurupt Dumb Gotti you stupid ass skinny ass nigga"

"...tell him to put a record out first and then talk shit! Tell him to get the money off of it and own it. I done dropped 5 records and he ain't put out shit! And we finna drop 10 more this year."

referring to Roscoe and the car crash he almost died in:

"...he should have broken more than his arms or legs or something with all the drink and drive bullshit they be doin'. That's all that bullshit Roscoe be doin', drink & drive and drink drunk or whatever the fuck. Stay off that liquor!"

referring to Yukmouth:

"You know Yukmouth wants some attention. I'ma whoop this motherfucker when I catch this little fast talkin' robot figure. It's on him, tell him to get some money first. Tell him to take that rented chinchilla he had on the last album off of that new album, and put a new one on."

 

[WestCoasta]

I have some of that audio from his website a long time ago when he did some of that funny shit, I'll look for it 

[JMan]

"Kurupt, your sister Angie got some good good pussy"

lolol, This is why Daz is one of the funniest men on tha westcoast...

[o g s u e s o n e]

(On whether he will still be running ''DPG Recordz'' now that he had signed to ''So So Def''. Sept '03. Raptism.com) ''I'ma make up a label called 'Suck My Ass' and i run everything!''

LMFAO!

[tempo2]

its so stupid its actually funny! if he thought before he spoke he wouldnt speak at all!

[BigBDrugStores]

coolest crackhead in the game.

[Trauma-san]

The funniest thing Daz ever said, was when he signed onto his message board drunk one night after Kurupt left him and said that he signed up for the Army.