Dipset Quotable Thread

[One Eyed Willy]

Dipset all DAY EVERYDAY...chea AY!!!

Anyway, Cam is still the General and will merk this thread:

"How many grams in an ounce, how many ounces in an 8th
how many 8ths in a key, shorty stay in ya place.
'Fore the AKs in ya face
take ya daughter, R Kelly, have my way with her face."     

"Who be at this thing damn she all moody with it,
she ain't all that if a car i say suzuki, civic."

"I don't just look real this crook deals coke, only thing whiter dog is Brooke Shields."

"And i don't care where you been, or what jail,
go tell Disney all your ****ing DuckTales."

"Shaking and bake, shaking the jakes,
kill you, shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at ya wake."

"Clips eleven off, bricks get seven off,
snow so white only thing missing is seven dwarfs."

"Yo i advise you to step son, 'fore i **** ya moms make you my step-son"

"Yeah, i see ya ***** is impressed, the kicks is all fresh,
the **** on my chest, by Mitchell and Ness."

"All for information, it ain't necessary,
They in love like the 14th of February.
PLay em like April 1st right before i slide off,
it could be March 2nd, sound like July 4th.
Halloween or Memorial Day,
and ya memorial will be one year from TODAY."   

"Cause the cake mix, ten homes eight whips,
but the eight whips i'm bout to trade for a spaceship.
Call me NASA man, inside plasma fam,
got a warrant, i'm in orbit, come after CAM."

"Cat like you, call you a gladiator,
you give her oral and you happy, Glad-He-Ate-Her."   

"Imagine me wake up 7:30 for work,
I rather run the streets 7:30 with work."

"Prepare for envy, ***** i'm not in fear of any,
I'll leave a ***** black and blue like a pair of Pennys."

parked in a tow away zone (SO) that car a throw a way homes

but in the hood, I can tell you the saga
to eat theres beef on the menu theres drama
but you punksters punkin y'all ain't punkin me
with car cables y'all still ain't jumpin me
you had the 9 the AK a garbage truck
took a **** **** you still wouldn't dump on me
all the hatin they statin nothin get done to me
I still sit comfortably
tell *****z nothins Free




Time for some Juelz (UH-OH it's Santana the Great, time him up bandana his face, hammer his face)

"Not the one you should try to threaten, try with weapons,
you 7:30 i'm 9/11....HOLLA!!!"       

"I blow smoke to the heavens, i'm so dope it's a weapon,
raps one big casino, i'm plottin Oceans Eleven, AY!"

"THey all love saying, if you licking you sticking,
but just cause i eat chicken don't mean i eat chickens."




Now for the MOST UNDERATED DIPSET member....40 Cal.

"You think i'm spelling Iverson when the beefs all done,
cause you'll be on IV in the ER SON."    

"You talk about ya tommy gun, how that shotty burst,
like Martin told Cole you never seen ya Tommy work."   

"Cal. gets weight with no problemo,
ride around ya block sell it out ya car window.
And ya moms been known, that i chop rocks,
that make ya father cop like Carl Winslow."   

"You play 40 get ya story straight,
*****'s 50 minus 2, that's another dude that 40 ate(48)."     

"I could give a **** who you are, it's the ***** you ain't
i'll turn your shirt into a Miskeen but you'll wish it was paint.
you try to front and ya men'll get shanked,
your UNIT ain't got G's, this YOUNG BUCK got 50 CENT in his BANK."    

"And that's word to my kin's next name,
i would've been robbed you, lucky that these big checks came.
so put the 40 to his brain 'fore the kid explain,
or i'll put the eagle to ya chest like a DIPSET chain."   

"All i do is put a drop out once,
and watch his girl drop my boxers just like a knockout punch.   
dog, i could pull the glock out dump,
but your full of baloney like a central booking cop out lunch."

"So i hit him with a nine shell,
and take his dough and send him back broke like his spine fell.
**** jail next to sign sell(?)
so i put him in an all white cast like Sienfeld."   

"dont u know we bodying men,
like what he said, run it by me again,
this the movie where u die in the end,
im the director playin that fella to wet cha,
i say cut, roll tape, it aint a movie projector"

"We smack niiggaz like the dvd
And say 40 ain't the sickest niigga rappin' since Easy-E
I'm too strong for you, you need to go to GNC
You're like 14 days too weak for me (two week)
Look, I blow easily, beat emcee's repeatedly
Your mouth is where this heat'll be, I just did it recently
I'm the best ain't no bargainin' B
The way I son rappers, you'll be the new Father MC
But my truck is why the haters hate
They think I'm drivin' attention cuz it comes wit deep dishes and paper plates
I'm in ya hood, sparkin' at ya peephole
You can ask Suge all the hardest rappers he know
Started at a c-note, bargain at the kilo's
Now my pockets like I took the Carter after Nino"

chea chea chea AY!!!!!

[One Eyed Willy]

time for some JR Writer... CHEA CHEA CHEA


"I'm sickenin you tell, and glistenin you smell? Plus I'll still hit ya whip up wit some shells that'll throw ya V in the air quicker than Pharell"

"Chickens just flip, when they see the glist in the wrist, don't talk back, but they keep giving me lip"

"J will fill ya dome full of lead, **** that kid on the Steve Harvey show, they'll call you Bullethead"

"So much iron just pass me a wrinkled shirt, your girl know the routine, she stand and goggle, gave me the top like I had a open bottle, guns all in the closet or under floors, they say I'm like brothaman, always puttin up fours"

How many rides I own, never been to Six Flags

All covered in ice, like I was standin in Times Square on the Day After Tomorrow

I'll slice a blade across your flea collar, **** wit me, Ill have a buck 50, lookin like 3 dollars

The car is Deville, its real ill, pardon the grill, its foreign my nills, cruise the city with the semi all silly on Skinny's like I'm starvin my wheels

**** this beat be the only thing clappin at me

She down low, like I'm tryna keep her a secret

Gained a couple fans, had to make the transition, but im still in the hood like a transmition

Throw around bricks like I just can't make the shot

You cop your jewelry from Hov, they all fade to black

Like a mailing address how i leave the PO (parole officer) boxed

You workin for the cops, remind of Alicia, singing, but at the same time, tryna push some keys

I pump weight, you pump weights, go eat a granola

So rappers who think they can clone or flame R, y'all gon need bars like a phone that ain't charged

F a gymnast, I'm grippin the beam with no powder or tape

You's a ball hog, you ain't neva passed the rock

Ride around with the top down like I aint neva heard of indecent exposure

When I rap, it goes to show, Magic Johnson ain't the only sick ***** livin

Got the fiends comin afta tha E like the letter F

Act stupid and ill put the SK to your dome like your Kings fitted

The only bricks you puttin up is on tha court

The game's barbershop, where u get ur lines from

So when I say I'm breaking up, I don’t mean static on the phone

A son of a gun, my mom's name is Millie

I rock Gretzky ice
And Blades i sit on, got nothin to do wit Wesley Snipes

Only thing comin out ya clip is a Nextel

Doggy, lose control, and you'll lose you're sole like a worn out sneakers

J.R. too live for a scuffle, why rise up a muscle, when i could just bring tha mags to ya door like u subscribed for a couple

Officer, how i roll up and cop cars

F a TV crew, just gimme a second, I'll put u in a cast

From a place...... and F wat rapper you like, all you hear is Mac 10

Got every fiend shooting up like the fourth of July

This hustler been around more pounds than stray dogs

Imf beam so ill spot you like you was liftin weights

Call me tha crack bully, by the way i push em around

Cuz when the heat is on, im out lookin for the pump like a firefighter

Put ya brains all across ya sweater
On the ceiling and wall, then wait for you to get ya thoughts together

Dog, you ain't never spent a day movin nickels
I keep the caine like I'm disabled or cripple

Ask about me, I ain't gotta break a smile to cheese

"Jr too live for a scuffle, why rise up with muscle?
When I could just bring the Mags to your door like you subscribed
for a couple?"

"Put your brains all across your sweater
On the ceiling and walls and wait for you to get your thoughts together"

"I keep a bird on me either a biitch, eagle or weight"

"Only jawbreakers u know are stuffed in candy machines"

I ignore the rookies and upset the vets/have em upset and vexed/how i got all the
heads and fiends after the E like the letter F

So many ****** wit rocks it look like a Palestenian fight

[eS El Duque]

"All for information, it ain't necessary,
They in love like the 14th of February.
PLay em like April 1st right before i slide off,
it could be March 2nd, sound like July 4th.
Halloween or Memorial Day,
and ya memorial will be one year from TODAY." 

hehehe..thats coo

[GangstaBoogy]

"I dont care where you been or what jail
Go tell disney all yo fuckin duck tales"

^ that line is sick.

i like that one from some song on "Purple Haze" (i forgot what song), when he said

"im like Dr. Dre, cuz I have to last
nigga with an attitude, you can meet me after math"

[GangstaBoogy]

oh and...

"im like buckshot shorty - duck down
yeah i must clown, im from harlem uptown
where we flash money, take yo bitch
and ask you what not"

cam is nice, fuck the haters

[Adam Donnelly]

''suzuki, civic."

Fuckinhell when did they come out 

[Kill]

Eight, boom, boom, my ace boon coon
Shake, bake, skate, vroom, vroom (We getting money nigga)
Seventh to eighth, zoom, zoom, boom, boom tune
For I get like that boom, boom room (I'm getting money nigga)
Wreck 'N Effects, zoom, zoom, meh poon, poon
Since the movie "Cacoon", had my uzi, platooned (I'm getting money nigga)

itīs deep man

[Elevz]

Eight, boom, boom, my ace boon coon
Shake, bake, skate, vroom, vroom (We getting money nigga)
Seventh to eighth, zoom, zoom, boom, boom tune
For I get like that boom, boom room (I'm getting money nigga)
Wreck 'N Effects, zoom, zoom, meh poon, poon
Since the movie "Cacoon", had my uzi, platooned (I'm getting money nigga)

itīs deep man

LOL

But seriously... What's with all the love Dipset are getting here? Shit's pathetic. Chea.

[boycriedwolf619]

DIPSET GOONIES!!!!!!! U ALLREEEAAAADDDDDY KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!! this thread it tight

[EAsideST]

Oh but there are so many classic lines. How about these gems from santana..

"I got a hoe sellection
a whole collection
a whole sellection
of my hoe collection"

or

"They the paparazi
they the livest passe
kamakazi nazi nazi copy papi
I'm a balla balla
you're not at all a balla"

really, some genius level stuff here lol

[UAK]

Eight, boom, boom, my ace boon coon
Shake, bake, skate, vroom, vroom (We getting money nigga)
Seventh to eighth, zoom, zoom, boom, boom tune
For I get like that boom, boom room (I'm getting money nigga)
Wreck 'N Effects, zoom, zoom, meh poon, poon
Since the movie "Cacoon", had my uzi, platooned (I'm getting money nigga)

itīs deep man

LOL

But seriously... What's with all the love Dipset are getting here? Shit's pathetic. Chea.

Lmao you should check other forums, Diplomats own D12World 


http://www.d12world.com/board/showthread.php?t=149617

^lmao I got banned for this one.

http://www.d12world.com/board/showthread.php?t=231357
http://www.d12world.com/board/showthread.php?t=247705
http://www.d12world.com/board/showthread.php?t=246747

 

[Kill]

^ I donīt see anything wrong with the thread you got banned for....youīre obsessed with Dipset, but that shouldnīt have been news over there either

[UAK]

^ I donīt see anything wrong with the thread you got banned for....youīre obsessed with Dipset, but that shouldnīt have been news over there either

  ?

[Kill]

^ I donīt see anything wrong with the thread you got banned for....youīre obsessed with Dipset, but that shouldnīt have been news over there either

  ?

why a question mark? I just donīt think you made your 3k posts over there without mentioning Dipset

but on the real, how did the thread get you banned?

[Elevz]

What the hell is happening... I'm starting to appreciate KAIN's presence! This image you posted on those forums had me cracking



But oh well... I guess dickriders in general are pathetic. If you put it that way, it's better to ride Dipset dicks than D12 for example.