Favourite Simpsons line

[WestCoasta]

Homer: "Bart, I don't want to alarm you. But there may be a Boogie Man or Boogie Men in the house!"

Bart: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" 

[JMan]

Homer: "Bart, I don't want to alarm you. But there may be a Boogie Man or Boogie Men in the house!"

Bart: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" 

yeh definatley a hella funny moment that.. all hidin behind tha sofa with the shotgun for protection..

[WestCoasta]

'what are you gonna do? make your own casino with your friends?"

"he sure showed me"   


 

[JMan]

Marge: "but homer i dont wana snuggle up to max powers"
Homer: "no one struggles upto max power, you strap your self in and feel the G's"....

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

the episode where lisa comes out wit her own doll; but she needs help from Smithers for sumthin, smithers turns on his computer and it has a Mr. Burns screensaver thing that goes "hello smithers, you're quite good at turnin me on" or sumthin like that lol
and then smithers goes to Lisa "ummm.....u shud prolly ignore that" lol

[JMan]

the episode where lisa comes out wit her own doll; but she needs help from Smithers for sumthin, smithers turns on his computer and it has a Mr. Burns screensaver thing that goes "hello smithers, you're quite good at turnin me on" or sumthin like that lol
and then smithers goes to Lisa "ummm.....u shud prolly ignore that" lol

oh yeah that was well funny, completely forgot about that... so many funny moments in simpsons:

like epsiode when they go to brazil to find lisa's brazilian pen pal and homer gets kidnapped.. and he makes his kidnappers a scrap book of their best moments and they get all touchy feely feely lol, that had me rolling..

[On The Edge of Insanity]

One that popped into my head when I saw this thread was Homer's,

"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"

[AlerG]

bart says something like "school sucks" and marge says where do you hear such language, that's when they show homer on the phone and he says "yea lenny, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"...

or kent brockman, when he says "were live" then he says "you wanna know how i know were live? Penis" lol

peace.

[Mac 10 †]

Lisa and Bart after Bart has ruined Lisa's state flag she created

Bart: "You should seen the look on your face, it looked something like this"   Bart holds up a piece of paper with a drawing of Lisa saying "I'm a loser!"   LOLOL   i was laughing for days after that.


and from the same epsiode

Bart & Lisa lost in the woods

Lisa: "I think we're lost"

Bart: "I once was lost, but then i read a book - a book that changed my life.  It was called "Lisa is stupid"."   

[WestCoasta]

when Bart keeps faking sick to get out of a test, Grandpa comes to pick him up and Bart is sittin in the front  seat loungin on the way home

Grandpa: "Did you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" ?"

Bart: "I glanced at it a few times, never got around to finishing it"

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Homer & Lisa arn't talking to eachother...

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.






Moe: Man!  You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you
struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat you like dirt unless you're on
a _team_.  Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of
dirt.  I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt.  That stuff's
loaded with nutrients.  I -- I can't compete with that stuff.

[AlerG]

Homer & Lisa arn't talking to eachother...

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.






Moe: Man!  You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you
struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat you like dirt unless you're on
a _team_.  Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of
dirt.  I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt.  That stuff's
loaded with nutrients.  I -- I can't compete with that stuff.

those are great ones, have a props, peace.

[WestCoasta]

Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of
dirt.  I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt.  That stuff's
loaded with nutrients.  I -- I can't compete with that stuff.

that's genius comedy  who could think that up? the way he says it and everything 

[JMan]

lol when homer manages that country western singer

label excutive: Hey are you the person their calling Colonell homer?
homer: Hey they dont call me The Colonell because im a big fat white guy in a suit...

[WestCoasta]

^^ 

when Homer is on disability working at home, he presses the button on the keyboard to release some kind of gas valve
and the scarecrow in the field opens up and sprays shit and all the crops dissappear

farmer: "Aw naw, the corn!...... Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke  "

  LMAO