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Bill O Reilly

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Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« on: September 18, 2005, 02:22:01 PM »
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I have exciting information for all of you die hard 50 cent fans. Well it seems the Queens rapper has been watching my show for a while and is impressed with my wit and level headed political stance. Two nights ago I received a phone call from his agent stating that 50, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, and Tony Yayo have come to a decision and they thought it would be in their best interest if G Unit had a political advisor to guide them through the hard times America is facing. Increased knowledge can always lead to increased wealth so they were eager to sit down and have a face to face with me. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with 50 and Young Buck along with 50's agent; I've never met such ambitious young men in my life. We talked about, rap, education, economics, sports, the whole gamut. Afterwards I was invited to a party which I regretfully declined because I had promised my wife I would try tantric sex that evening. They said it was all good however, and that they would like to see me hanging around them more often, encouraging intelligent conversations amongst fellow G Unit rappers and peers. I said anytime, and was given 50's cell and home phone along with Bucks cell.  Next week we are planning a daytime cookout where I will be speaking on marketing in an unstable economic environment with the whole G Unit clique. I am most excited about this and am looking forward to a prosperous career and friendship with G-G-G-G-G-G UNIT!!!
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2005, 02:23:11 PM »
lol
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2005, 02:41:27 PM »
they are gonna turn on you and kill you
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2005, 02:53:56 PM »
This shit is hilarious.
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2005, 02:57:56 PM »
LOL...
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2005, 03:11:57 PM »
Bill O'Reilly
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How much more Gangsta can they get  ;D
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2005, 03:18:53 PM »
LMAO
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2005, 03:35:57 PM »
loll
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2005, 03:42:31 PM »
Quote from: That Nigga A.G. on September 18, 2005, 02:41:27 PM
they are gonna turn on you and kill you

Nobody turns on Bill O'Reilly and lives to tell the tale.

Congratulations Bill!
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2005, 04:55:53 PM »
LMAO...this is one of the best allias on this board.

I like you
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2005, 04:25:43 AM »
he gone?
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2005, 04:56:40 AM »
Quote from: Machiavelli on September 18, 2005, 04:55:53 PM
LMAO...this is one of the best allias on this board.

I like you

yeh agreed, this dude is quite funny at times.. lol @ havin a cookout to discuss marketing and the economies...
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2005, 05:58:57 AM »
Aw, too bad. It appears that Bill O'Reilly has left us... :'(
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2005, 06:40:34 AM »
lol!
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Re: Bill O'Reilly joins G-UNIT!
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2005, 06:41:30 AM »


pretty obvious who bill was if u keep a eye on peoples nicks ;)
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