222 reasons to hate Kanye West.... Personally

[Drudge]

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/kanyegate/djxplicit.html   Link to 222 reasons.

I betcha Kanye comes out of the closet. 2 to 3 years max. Did anybody see his interview with sway? He said we need to stop "dogging out gay people". He tried to relate it to his cousin being gay. But, It seems he was speaking from experience. Anyway, I didn't write the reasons but here are a few.



1.  Ghostwriter - need I say more?
2.  Ghost-producer - need I say more?
3.  Bitching about the source not giving him 5 mics.
4.  Bitching about not winning an award.
5.  His mother thinks he's the best ever cause he mispronounced "seat belt"
6.  He thinks Ma$e is the G.O.A.T.
7.  He wears shirts with little bears on them.
8.  He thinks he's the G.O.A.T.
9.  Chuck D spoke out against him.
10. Made Twista wack.
11. He wears a backpack.
12. Most annoying hooks - ever.
13. Thinks he's intellectual or some shit.
14. He's gonna produce for 50 Cent.
15. He sounds like 50 Cent.
16. He sounds like Ma$e.
17. Making people drop out of college.
18. Puts random violinists in his songs
19. Puts random schoolchildren in his songs.
20. In the words of Bol: "The man is both a plagiarist and a douche"
21. Young MC could beat him up.
22. His production on Jay-Z's "Lucifer" after 5 listens = leading cause of suicide
23. Ever.
24. Has a mixtape called "High School Graduate"
25. College Dropout = Terrible cover.
26. Sped-up singing.
27. He has more money than me.
28. The old white guy who does the news loves him. Too much.
29. Brags a lot.
30. Too stupid to go through college.
31. Kanye West is a douche.
32. People go around typing "KANYE4EVA", which is the gayest shit ever.
33. He's been nominated for more Grammy's than hockey players I could name.
34. Bullshit = "Anybody who gives my album less than a perfect score is lowering the integrity of heir own magazine"
35. He bought a song and then pretended it was "co-written"
36. His fans defend ghostwriting.
37. He sold like crazy.
38. He thinks people admire the fact his mouth was/is fucked up.
39. He sounds like Ma$e.
40. His fans wrote a petition to counter the "Ban Kanye" petition.
41. His fans are idiots.
42. He admires Puff Daddy.
43. If he was straight, he banged more women than me.
44. He's rich.
45. Rhymefest probably got like 1% of the proceeds from the track
46. His mother is ugly.
47. He's converted idiots into his religion. I'm sure of this.
48. He is like the Allen Iverson of rap - just not talented.
49. Pseudo-R&B bullshit strictly for the clubs.
50. His fans are the same people who care about Ben Affleck.
51. He doesn't sound like MF Doom.
52. I think he is somehow related to ODB's death.
53. He sounds like Loon.
54. I swear he is this close to making a whole album with Lil' Jon.
55. Hillary Duff is a better lyricist.
56. He bit 2Pac.
57. He's not man enough to eat a Monster Thickburger.
58. In the words of chiseven "Kanye West is an overrated, egotistical hack and he wears shirts with Teddy Bears.
59. Kanye, about not winning at the A.M.A.'s: "I feel robbed."
60. Me, about taking 10 min to d/l his album: "I feel robbed."
61. He "makes music that appeals to white people".
62. He's never made a song about ice cream.
63. Wait, Teddy Bears represent the college struggle? BULLSHIT!
64. C'mon, seriously. He's wearing fucking shirts with Teddy Bears!
65. When he performed at the AMA's, there was a large man in a Teddy Bear suit jumping around.
66. That man was me.
67. Somehow, I missed my chance to kill him.
68. He made a song that could be ghostwritten by Richard Simmons ("New Workout Plan").
69. He thinks he's going to be bigger than Michael Jackson.
70. He could be a child rapist. Say 50-50 chance.
71. He sounds like Fabolous.
72. Kanye West is less of a man than his mom.
73. Saying Kanye West is a little girl would be disrespectful to the courage of little girls worldwide.
74. Introduced chipmunk-like soul singers saying "oh!" as his trademark sound.
75. We should hunt and kill his mom.
76. I bet the reason some record employee hasn't signed me yet (I don't know to do what or why) is cuse of Kanye.
77. He sings too much.
78. The Heatmakerz exist cause of him.
79. In the words of Brian: "Yeah, dude, awards shows are bullshit. Get over it."
80. "Lucifer! Lucifer!" AHHHH! MAKE THAT SHIT STOP!
81. Kanye West's performances include what can best be described as a "jazzercize routine".
82. I remember him dissing wack rappers. I dislike irony like that.
83. He says he's "the new version of Pete Rock". Told you about the ego.
84. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kanye+west&r=f
85. People think he's the first socially conscious rapper ever.
86. He's gay.
87. Damn. Now people think I'm homophobic.
88. I bet he dislikes the usage of the term "no homo".
89. People's defense is that every pop act gets shit ghostwritten also. So? Like I give a fuck.
90. He's stupid. Jay-Z should write his shit. At least Sauce Money or something.
91. In the words of Ian Saporita: "just imagine how much his ego will boost if he wins 10 grammys h already thinks hes a genius"
92. Rahzel did the "Jesus Walks" beat thinking Kanye actually produced the shit, meaning Kanye ade Rahzel beatbox some ghost produced song.
93. Considering the beats I've seen him do before where Method Man - Bring The Pain, Wu-Tang - Ain't Nuthin Ta Fuck Wit & Dr. Dre & Snoop - Deep Cover, it was a real letdown.
94. West is my least favorite direction.
95. Newborns named Kanye are up 600%.
96. He's never killed somebody.
97. But in this album he's gonna make a killing.
98. He actually said that shit (#96 & 97)
99. The Witch of the West is more of a man than Kanye West.
100. In the words of Byron Crawford: "Contrary to what Sean Fennessey thinks, it's not cool for MCs to use ghostwriters, and it's time somebody did something about it."
101. Some emo kids probably could beat him up.
102. Fuck it, he might just be on some secret emo-type shit.
103. He wears pink.
104. He invented some gay shit like "Ghetto Prep" or some shit.
105. I heard some people saying that the other day.
106. Heartscab hasn't done a Kanye West cover song.
107. In the words of Tyzilee: "we should not reward plagiarism."
108. Word says the word "Kanye" is incorrect.
109. I'm pretty sure it is.
110. He was on the same label as Amil.
111. He gives me writer's block.
112. Someone signed the petition as "Kanye West ruleS!!" That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
113. Then again, Kanye said Mase was the G.O.A.T.
114. Laughable, mumbling flow.
115. Un Casa - Un Casa (Intro) [Produced K. West] = would be a career low-point even for me.
116. Punk Groupie #1: "Kanye West just might save hip-hop."
117. ^That shit was on absolutepunk.net: http://www.absolutepunk.net/archive/index.php/t-38443.html
118. Punk Groupie #2: "Kanye West put out the best rap album in the past 3 years."
119. See? Its only emo kids who like his stuff.
120. Mr. K. West lost to 4 Hot 97 Interns at battle rapping.
121. Right after, he said he wanted to battle Common.
122. And he did.
123. And I'm not kidding.
124. In the words of Jonathan Scobell: "Kanye is a disgrace to the Chi"
125. Him and Dame Dash are friends.
126. In the words of Jeff Head: "Guerilla Black is the Man!"
127. Wait what? If there's one more thing I hate more than a plagiarizer/douche, it's a biting, grave-robbing, fat bitch.
128. Jeff Head isn't good enough to be on the motherfuckin petition. And I hate Kanye West because of that? Sure.
129. Has a mixtape called "Jeanius Level Musik."
130. Again, not kidding.
131. He says "[he gave] CL love."
132. I don't want to know what that means.
133. Freewest = Freeway + Kanye West collabos.
134. Whoever came up with that should stab himself.
135. Repeatedly.
136. In the eye.
137. And I'm 89% sure it was Kanyeeze.
138. Kanyeeze is definitely not a word.
139. He has AIDS.
140. He "supports our troops."
141. Whatever the fuck that means.
142. Bol is going to battle Mr. West, appearently.
143. Did I just hear Kanye say "bitches love me"?
144. Then again, he might be talking about himself.
145. Or his mom.
146. One of the main producers for the Dipshits.
147. I bet he voted for George W.
148. Cause of, you know, the "ridonkulous religious beliefs."
149. People seriously think Common is like a disciple of Kanye.
150. And by "people" I mean Kanye West.
151. And his punk groupies, of course.
152. I considered writing a one-act play just to show how much I hate him.
153. He deserves an award in bullshit.
154. Or else you're undermining your whole award show, dammit!
155. In the words of an emo girl:
"[me:] cuz he didn't write his songs"
"[emo girl:] really? thats so fucked up"
156. See? Mr. West cant even get emo girls to bang!
157. And dammit! I (not being a rich-ass soft emo-like bitch) could do it!
158. He is what is standing between me and a copy of 1st Infantry.
159. His favorite food is pizza, which is incredibly lame cause he's rich as hell.
160. Okay, he definitely voted for Dubya.
161. I mean rich, lazy, egotistical, religious = republican.
162. Always.
163. WTF is up w/Kon the Louis Vuitton Don?
164. Cmon, he has a mixtape called "I'm Good."
165. Cut the egotistical bullshit, Kanye.
166. There's no Kanye products in the Spitkicker store that I can make fun of.
167. He called himself "wack".
168. 12 times.
169. In the same interview.
170. He might just outdo me in a description of how wack he is.
171. He took time away from Heartscab.
172. And Heartscab is WAY iller than Kanye.
173. I mean, Eazy-E is on that shit.
174. He got out-rhymed by Snoop Dogg in 2004.
175. And by un-underground Busta Rhymes in the same song in the same year.
176. Oh, and I remember, Snoop Dogg was freestyling on the Get By Beat and he still out-rhymedKanye.
177. And even Mr. Cheeks, who was freestyling w/Snoop was better.
178. Actually I never heard Mr. Cheeks' verse, but I'm sure it was better.
179. Damn, now people wont trust me.
180. Rhymefest, w/a better flow, didn't get any airplay w/Jesus Walks.
181. Yet, on the same station, Kanye gets regular play.
182. He's anti-Semitic.
183. Kanye? Go make a group w/1980's Professor Griff, for Jesus' sake
184. He went to college.
185. And dropped out.
186. And he's encouraging others to be brain-dead like that.
187. His "freestyles" are written.
188. One of his mixtapes has an "original version of Jesus Walks."
189. And it has no Rhymefest.
190. He's got like 8000 mixtapes out.
191. That makes him TOO much like G-Unit/Dipshits.
192. He thinks he's Run-DMC or something.
193. He might just make a Christmas song like them.
194. I can't think of any more reasons right now; I'm just listening to Run-DMC - It's Tricky.
195. In the words of Joseph Simmons:  "They even bother my poor father cause he's down with me."
196. His mother searches for her son's name on the internet.
197. Now, Bol's site would be like the 8 millionth site for the search term "Kanye West."
198. Which means she had to go through 8 million pages to get to say shit about Bol.
199. Which is sad.
200. Damn, I just felt a little compassion there.
201. New Work Out Plan (remix) Production by Lil John = me dying
202. How the fuck does Mr. West not even produce that shit?
203. He just raps, produced by Lil' Jon.
204. That shit I said earlier about maybe they do an album together? It's all happening.
205. Sore loser.
206. He has 1 album out, and he already has a "Lost Tapes" mixtape.
207. How the fuck does this bitch lose tapes in less than 6 months?
208. Why would anybody put it out regardless?
209. He's in a goddamn cell phone commercial.
210. I hate the idea of him making songs with Game using cell phones to rap.
211. He's opened the door for some more bullshit commercials, i.e. the Snoop cell phone commercials.
212. He jacked the hook from the IOF for Ludacris.
213. He re-sold beats from Cap.One to Jay-Z.
214. That makes him as immoral as the Alchemist.
215. And Alchemist "is the dirtiest cracka in the whole music biz," according to Bol.
216. The New York Daily News reports that Kanye charged a Maryland church $30,000 to perform the single there Friday.
217. But he showed up three hours late and without a DJ, backup singers or dancers.
218. The backpackers at okayplayer like him despite reasons #1-217.
219. He fucking "fears" to lose cause he's nominated against Usher. What a bitch!
220. That Irish kid in the NY Times likes him. He also likes "Redneck Woman".
221. Hey, Mr. West? Plagiarize this, bitch!
222. He just made me type 222 reasons why I hate the bitch.
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[Javier]

The\is writer needs to come up with 222 better things to do than to hate kanye west


But some are funny

[DJ_PK]

I like Kanye.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Somebody should relabel this thread "thoughts from a moron"

5.  His mother thinks he's the best ever cause he mispronounced "seat belt" ( i was under the impression it was becuase kanye is her son)
9.  Chuck D spoke out against him. (well if chick d spoke out agianst him...)
14. He's gonna produce for 50 Cent.
27. He has more money than me. (so then exactly how many people in this world do you hate?)
28. The old white guy who does the news loves him. Too much. (o-kay)
31. Kanye West is a douche. (excellent arguement )
37. He sold like crazy. (that's usually considered a good thing)
40. His fans wrote a petition to counter the "Ban Kanye" petition. (so becuase he is liked, he should be hated?)
44. He's rich.
46. His mother is ugly. (what's the matter with u?)
48. He is like the Allen Iverson of rap - just not talented. (if you think AI has no talent ur just plain stupid)
52. I think he is somehow related to ODB's death.
61. He "makes music that appeals to white people". (who dosn't these dayz?)
62. He's never made a song about ice cream.  
75. We should hunt and kill his mom. (you've got some serious issues)
76. I bet the reason some record employee hasn't signed me yet (I don't know to do what or why) is cuse of Kanye.
77. He sings too much.  

The\is writer needs to come up with 222 better things to do than to hate kanye west

[Sikotic™]

Straight up hatin' and whoever wrote this is an idiot because alot of points were repetitive and makes no sense.

[QCDutch]

this is basically bullshit
btw I don't like Kanye either (really don't), but I like my free time to much to waste it hatin on him

[Minkaveli]

Bad post 

[Mac 10 †]

wtf is this all about??

u just wasted 3 minutes of my life fool!

[Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution]

got to 13 i think then jus stopped stop whinnin bout him he aint gonna b around for long hate someone Jay Z or 50 Cent or diss DJ Quik in the west coast section!

[ωεεźγ ғ]

that list is wack and you or whoevever wrote it needs a llife

[Black Uhuru]

This is the most retarded post i've read in a long time

[Machiavelli]

62. He's never made a song about ice cream.  

 That means he has never made a song about pussy...


lol at this post tho...theirs some dumb shit

[africas seed]

HATER

[coola]

that list is wack and you or whoevever wrote it needs a llife

agreed... whats the point on hatin on a man, he makes good music doesnt he ?

and he doesnt have 'ghost writers' doesnt he credit everyone for their shit ?


and WTF is up with everyone thinking the best producers are gay ? people sayin dre is gay, quik is bi, and now kanye ? wtf ? ... get a life.

[late night]

hater...