Man Orders Coffee While Jackin' Off

[mrtonguetwista]

WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.
The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.
Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6.

[Lincoln]

Lol, hilarious.

[blonde_opie]

Good for him.  Gives us all hope that one day, public masturbation will be legal!  Good luck, bro!

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

Gives us all hope that one day, public masturbation will be legal!

loll, u get a prop for that

[Sikotic™]

Nigga just wanted more cream inhis coffee.

[Shahizzle]

Nigga just wanted more cream inhis coffee.

LMAO!! 

['EclipZe]

Nigga just wanted more cream inhis coffee.

LMAO wacking off for a capuchino

[CRAFTY]

Nigga just wanted more cream inhis coffee.

Lol

[Bomb-A®]

The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand

lmao



peace

[f0n|{sta]

Nigga just wanted more cream inhis coffee.

LMAO!!

[blonde_opie]

yeah, who hasn't heard a voice in a drive-thru, thinking, "holy shit,  what a sexy voice."

but most of us have enough self-control that we can keep ourselves from jacking off to it...... at least until we see her...... even then, though...

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

lmfao

[Gangstauu]

rofl

[Wessia4LiaNia Chieee Chieee]

nuthin is surprising these times 

[Machiavelli]

Nigga just wanted more cream inhis coffee.

LMAO!!