Michael Jackson caught in women's restroom

[mauzip]

Was it really Michael Jackson?
 
Gulf News Report
Dubai: A man who was seen in a women's restroom held centre stage for more than three hours at Dubai's Ibn Battuta Mall last evening.

The crowds thronging the mall were convinced that they had seen pop icon Michael Jackson.

Eyewitnesses said the tall and thin man, dressed in a black cloak and black hat, was spotted at around 7.30pm in the restroom by a woman, who immediately raised the alarm.

The alarm sparked chaotic scenes for more than three hours, with the mall's security staff chasing the person, who sought refuge at the Magrudy's bookshop.

Police in large numbers quickly descended on the store.

By this time, people at the mall were convinced that it was Michael Jackson, prompting even more passers-by to join the throng. Eyewitnesses said the police now appeared to be trying to ensure safe passage for the mystery man.

A bystander who said he had managed to speak to the man who had hidden inside a stall said he had replied with a strong American accent. "He said: 'I was at the wrong place at the wrong time.'"

A Filipina managing a nearby popcorn stall told Gulf News: "It was definitely Michael Jackson." A security guard at the mall concurred.

Another eye-witness told Gulf News the mystery man was wearing gloves, although he was not sure about their colour.

Later police denied any knowledge of the incident, and Magrudy's could not be reached for comment.

Fans were, however, still convinced they had seen the US pop star in the flesh.

But had it really been Michael Jackson in the mall, after all?

http://www.gulf-news.com/Articles/NationNF.asp?ArticleID=191969

[Machiavelli]

He forgot that he was actually a man...

[Sikotic™]

LMFAO!

[mauzip]

[Sikotic™]

I know I use the girls bathroom all the time. They're way cleaner.

[herpes]

I know I use the girls bathroom all the time. They're way cleaner.

nah they really aint, when i used to work with my dad an if there was a clogged drain in a womans restroom, shit was disgustiing in there.  Even at work, the womans bathroom it looks like they wild out in there, toilet paper everywhere, period blood on the floor. 

[Larrabee]

I know I use the girls bathroom all the time. They're way cleaner.

nah they really aint, when i used to work with my dad an if there was a clogged drain in a womans restroom, shit was disgustiing in there. Even at work, the womans bathroom it looks like they wild out in there, toilet paper everywhere, period blood on the floor.

Damn, they worse than us. Some female restrooms got nice little couches in them. I remember one time a friend of mine and actually removed the couch himself and placed it inside the male restroom. 

[The Watcher]

well, atleast it was a womans restroom

[Machiavelli]

I know I use the girls bathroom all the time. They're way cleaner.

nah they really aint, when i used to work with my dad an if there was a clogged drain in a womans restroom, shit was disgustiing in there.  Even at work, the womans bathroom it looks like they wild out in there, toilet paper everywhere, period blood on the floor. 

lol damn

[macknlatin36]

hahahahahaha

[Sikotic™]

I know I use the girls bathroom all the time. They're way cleaner.

nah they really aint, when i used to work with my dad an if there was a clogged drain in a womans restroom, shit was disgustiing in there.  Even at work, the womans bathroom it looks like they wild out in there, toilet paper everywhere, period blood on the floor. 

Why does that make me hungry?

[ThatSICCNESS]

I know I use the girls bathroom all the time. They're way cleaner.

nah they really aint, when i used to work with my dad an if there was a clogged drain in a womans restroom, shit was disgustiing in there.  Even at work, the womans bathroom it looks like they wild out in there, toilet paper everywhere, period blood on the floor. 

 

[Trauma-san]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/arti...05?source=Metro

Metro

Blusher, blushes and Jackson in loo
By Aidan Radnedge, Metro
14 November 2005

Touching up your make-up after using the loo is a common ritual in women's rest rooms around the world.

But when the person using the mirror next to you is Michael Jackson, the scene borders on the bizarre, if not downright scary.

Such was one woman's experience at a shopping mall in Dubai on Saturday.

Jackson, 41, who regularly enjoys luxury breaks in the Middle East, wandered into the ladies' wearing a traditional Arab scarf across his face.

But, as he removed it to touch up his blusher, the offended woman - at the next mirror - screamed in horror and started taking pictures of him on her mobile phone.

The unnamed woman, a teacher from Tunisia who lives in Dubai, tried to take the phone to police as evidence but was confronted by Jackson's minders, who demanded she hand it over.

Star-struck shoppers, at the Ibn Battuta Mall, gathered round as the woman shouted abuse at Jackson. The Neverland singer, who was found not guilty of 14 counts of child molestation earlier this year, was led away to a blacked-out car as police arrived.

Col Abdul Jalil Mehdi, of Dubai police, ordered the woman to hand over the phone so he could delete the pictures. Under United Arab Emirates law, residents are banned from taking unauthorised pictures of someone to sell on for profit.

Col Mehdi said police would not take any action against Jackson as they believe he made an innocent mistake. He added: 'The situation is sorted out now.'


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Police finally commented, it was really him.  Also, interesting that under UAB laws, you can't take pictures of people to sell, maybe that's why he moved there, he hates that shit. 

[hempside]

He better sit his ass down some where ,and chill the fuck out....got money,and his life is good.and the fool still want attention.......somebody tell mike that careers have to end one day.and his is past due.

[Brazemac]

shit poor guy cant do anything without anyone jumping on him and accusing him of shit.