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the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« on: November 19, 2005, 08:38:58 AM »
just tripping.but whats the worst fart you have ever did,weather it was around your girl,or around yourself.let it be known.....me just now,nigga had to move to the other room for a min.
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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2005, 08:48:23 AM »
i was mad wasted once and there were mad hot girls at this girls house and me and a few of my boys were rollin through and i like fell or someshit then this chick starts ticklin me while im on the floor and i farted so fucking loud and i pretended not to hear it but everyone just started fucking laughing like you just trie to play that shit off lol

 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2005, 10:13:46 AM »
^^ pwn33d

never happened to me, fortunately
 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 10:16:27 AM »
One time when I had a friend over at my place I farted so loud in my sleep that she woke up.
 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2005, 10:27:33 AM »
i was mad wasted once and there were mad hot girls at this girls house and me and a few of my boys were rollin through and i like fell or someshit then this chick starts ticklin me while im on the floor and i farted so fucking loud and i pretended not to hear it but everyone just started fucking laughing like you just trie to play that shit off lol
lol at pretending to not hear your fart when you're around a bunch of people.
 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2005, 11:39:13 AM »
One time when I had a friend over at my place I farted so loud in my sleep that she woke up.
yeah that happened to me one time to.
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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2005, 01:15:04 PM »
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.
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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2005, 01:16:13 PM »
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2005, 07:34:45 PM »
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.

your ass is like a beagle? wtf that supposed to mean?
 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2005, 02:05:37 AM »
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.
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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2005, 02:38:25 AM »
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.
beagles dont bark?I did not no that.
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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2005, 09:26:44 AM »
beagels dont bark? you sure?


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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2005, 09:46:16 AM »
Beagles can't bark. My ass can't make noise. It's a handicap.

how is it possible you dont make noise when you fart..
 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2005, 09:48:03 AM »
I can't fart. I mean, I pass gas, but I can't make noise. My ass is like a beagle.
same here man its like i have a noise reducer up my ass cuz sometimes i try to make it sound and alll it sounds like is 'pshhhhhhh"
 

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Re: the worst (FART)you have ever did.
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2005, 10:38:47 AM »
Uhhh... In the gym, while I was working with some machine for the side of your abs... You know that shit puts a lot of pressure on you on the inside... Thank God the ab machine was somewhat rusty so it made squeeky noises like all the time, I don't think anyone really noticed my fart, but it was pretty bad. Someone just walked by as it happened  ;D