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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2005, 03:12:58 PM »
that is bugged the fuck out

 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2005, 03:54:35 PM »
since when am I your friend >:( ?
 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2005, 07:13:25 PM »
i want one
 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2005, 07:51:20 PM »
dam man thats fuckin dope
 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2005, 11:13:13 PM »

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2005, 11:21:37 PM »
that shit is crazy
 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2005, 11:36:59 PM »
thats fuckin cool, what is it exactly?
 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2005, 12:08:10 AM »
That shit be gangsta like Mase.
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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2005, 12:14:34 AM »
lmao. from minister 2 sinister. holy shit, anyone ever peep:



The Jersey Devil?

The Jersey Devil is a legendary creature said to inhabit the New Jersey Pine Barrens. The Devil is often described as a bipedal flying creature with hooves, but there are many variations.

According to one local tale, the Devil was the thirteenth child born to a Mrs. Leeds, a resident of the Pine Barrens during the mid-18th century. Mrs. Leeds was so upset at yet another pregnancy that after giving birth she exclaimed, "I am tired of children! Let it be a devil!" What was once a human child immediately transformed into a winged monstrosity, which flew up through the chimney. There are many versions of this legend, differing in date of the birth and the degree of the Devil's disfigurement. In some stories, the Devil is merely a human child which Mrs. Leeds confined to her cellar or attic, only to have it escape into the woods (see feral children for more on similar legends and real life examples).

The Shourds House, a log cabin within the Pine Barrens, was reputed to be the birthplace of the Devil. It no longer exists, but was standing until at least 1952.

Another legend attributes the Devil's birth to a Gypsy curse placed upon a selfish young woman who refused to give the Gypsy food and shelter. The Devil has also been said to be companion to a headless pirate, a ghostly woman, and a mermaid. In certain parts of South Jersey, the Devil is rumored to live in an Agent Orange plant near Chatsworth, a very small town surrounded by forest and sand.

Many different descriptions have been put forward by those who have seen the creature. Several eyewitness accounts follow.

"I looked out upon the Delaware and saw flying diagonally across what appeared to be a large crane, but which was emitting a glow like a fire-fly. Its head resembled that of a ram, with curled horns, and its long thick neck was thrust forward in flight. It had long thin wings and short legs, the front legs shorter than the hind." — E.W. Minster, Bristol, PA. Sighted on January 16, 1909.
"It was three feet high... long black hair over its entire body, arms and hands like a monkey, face like a dog, split hooves, and a tail a foot long." — George Snyder, Moorestown, NJ. Sighted on January 20, 1909.
"In general appearance it resembled a kangaroo... It has a long neck and from what glimpse I got of its head its features are hideous. It has wings of a fairly good size and of course in the darkness looked black. Its legs are long and somewhat slender and were held in just such a position as a swan's when it is flying...It looked to be about four feet high." — Lewis Boeger, Haddon Heights, NJ. Sighted on January 21, 1909.
"As nearly as I can describe the terror, it had the head of a horse, the wings of a bat and a tail like a rat's, only longer." — Howard Campbell, who claimed to have shot the devil near Atlantic City (see above). Sighted on January 21, 1909.
While the descriptions vary, several factors remain fairly constant. It is commonly described as having a long neck, with wings and hooves. It is often said to have a horse-like head and a tail. The height of the creature varies among sightings from about three feet to more than seven feet, lending some credibility to the theory that it is simply an "undiscovered" species, rather than a several-hundred-year-old monster. Most sightings also report that the creature has glowing bright red eyes and emits a high, human-like scream.

 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2005, 12:18:27 AM »


Hmm....coincidence? I think not!
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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2005, 12:22:59 AM »
Thats a liger, often confused by outsiders of the cryptozoolgy world with the Jersey devil. Origins of the liger are hazy, but perhaps a distant cousin of the NJD? we may never know
 

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Re: This my friends, is fuckin nutz...
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2005, 12:36:27 AM »
That shit be gangsta like Mase.

nothin is more gangsta than going into hiding when your homie is shot and resurfacing with dat fire in da form of "Welcome Back"

and it's Murda Ma$e to you, you ain't heard mayne?!