So the bitch in the apartment below me....

[Don Breezio]

is getting on my last damn nerve....

i've lived above this bitch for 2 years and this lady never gets it....we fight all the time because she has her god damn bass going until 2 in the morning and its shakin my furniture and shit. my old apartment manager wouldn't do shit cuz everytime he'd talk to her she'd say he was being racist (she's black). last time i talked to her she said "it ain't even up all da way!" i said "BITCH! thats like me sayin sorry officer i wasn't even goin as fast as my car could go!". and the new apartment manager hasn't done shit even though i've talked to him repeatedly...if i talk to her about i get that same racist shit. if i stomp on the floor she turns it up louder..and if i resort to calling the police (we have a noise ordinance here at 10pm) they don't give a fuck.

i need ideas of what i can do (things that are legal...im not breakin into her place and bustin her shit up lol)

[SCRIP1ONER]

steal her stereo when she's gone

[Sikotic™]

Yeah, you're being racist 


Wait til around 2am, hit her in the head, fit her with some cement shoes and let her sleep with the fishes.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

try this wen she turns it down and goes to sleep u put ur speaker face down to the floor and blast the shit

[Suga Foot]

yeah just do that shit right back.

[eKardz]

i would just put crazyglue in her door lock

or put like snot on her handle

[Sikotic™]

We gotta remember though, he's dealing with a black woman. They're ruthless. She'll buy more speakers and make the shit louder.

[eKardz]

We gotta remember though, he's dealing with a black woman. They're ruthless. She'll buy more speakers and make the shit louder.

lol thats what i was thinkin, like i could easily make a white lady move out, but she would never move especially if shes allready on hes racist shit.

[eS El Duque]

Incases like these/...its bets to avoid the "nigga moment"

If you watched the new Boondocks episode, you'd understand lol

[h cottie is bac-tive?]

choose between the following:

1. 

2. 

3. 

4.

May the Force be With You

[coola]

step 1. buy ear plugs

step 2.

try this wen she turns it down and goes to sleep u put ur speaker face down to the floor and blast the shit

.

[Don Seer]

over here you file noise complaints with the local council authority and they kick ass..

[Sikotic™]

Incases like these/...its bets to avoid the "nigga moment"

If you watched the new Boondocks episode, you'd understand lol

lmao. didnt catch it but my friend told me all about it.

[Don Breezio]

im watchin boondocks right now...lmao at the nigga moment...anyways

i've already tried blasting my music...i stopped tryin that like a year ago....but heres the fun part...this shit is finished...we had it out tonight.

So the bass got loud again...so i stomped on the floor like crazy...the bitch comes up and bangs on my door and runs downstairs like its a fuckin game....so i wait til she turns her bass up again...and then i fuckin start pounding on the floor harder and louder than ever before...and before she can even lay a hand on my door i open it and yell "TURN THE FUCKIN BASS OFF BITCH!"...then i slammed the door...she pushed it open...i slammed it again and locked it...then her husband kicked in my door (this was the wrong move...he's in the navy and my apartment manager will use that)....so the dude actually kicked in my door and then we had a little chat and i told him im not fuckin with his wife anymore...she needs to quit with the bass cuz im sick of it. the apartment manager heard all the yelling and she called the owner (the owner is a cool guy...he knows what im dealing with)...so finally he did something about it.

he drove here from south seattle at 11:00 at night...told them that he's going to have a talk with him and his commanding officer first thing in the morning. then told them they have 3 days to get rid of their 2 loud mean ass pitbulls or he's going to evict them. then told him that he fucked up big time by kicking my door in. then he called the cops...

dude says he'll make sure the bass is down from now on...hopefully thats the truth...it was a fucked up night...i feel bad kinda cuz the dude is really cool and i never had a problem with him until now...its his bitch ass wife i had a problem with. anyways...if it doesnt stop the owner said he'd evict them 

[Sikotic™]

That's too bad for him. He should keep his bitch in line and he wouldn't have this situaton.