ima get me some booty this new year

[coola]

well maybe not, but if an opportunity arises i just found out my folks are goin away for a week... so i got a place to bring ho's back

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Yo u australian right? Shouldnt b hard i was in a place near sydney (gosford or sumthin? like 40 mins away from sydney on da train) last new year n i was out wit this bitch that used 2 b in home and away and like 3 ov her m8s. lol....safe 2 say after a Jim Beam or 7 all these bitches were dyin 4 some from the scottish guy...so a duly obliged. i would wish ye luck but a doubt you will need it. lol ....damn, drunken posts ARE the best!