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10. Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: "My prediction? Pain." He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.15. Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved..25. Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.28. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.29. When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
12. Mr. T isn't afraid of flying, but God fears the consequences of letting him fall.