Operation Siko Santa was a success

[Sikotic™]

So my brother and sister finally passed out around 2:30. I went to my pops Mercedes station wagon that had all of my bro & sis's gifts. My brother got a bunch of X Box games (Tony Hawk, True Crime, Doom3, etc), my sister got some girly shit, and they both got these giant ass electric pocket bikes.

The toys were easy to unload, but those pocket bikes were a bitch. Had to take em out, assemble them & then carry them to the tree. I got a bad back & somethings wrong with my left foot so it was a task. Took care of them shits though cuz I but the double G in nigga.

Then had to stuff the stockings with candy n shit. Right when I thought I was done, I realized my sister baked some cookies and left some milk out for Santa. So I had to take of bite of those cookies (which were terrible) and drink the 5 hour old warm milk which will give me a bad case of the shits in the morning.

All-in-all, it was a success. I should be in Special Ops for how smooth I am with this Santa shit. Look in my siblings rooms and they were still asleep. Call me a faggot, but what makes me Christmas is seeing my brother and sister wake up in the morning and watching their eyes light up. I consider myself a father-in-training.

[Bomb-A®]

lmao...i hope u had you santa hat on in case they woke up



peace

[Bomb-A®]

btw i got a hookah just like that, only taller with red glass



peace

[Sikotic™]

I was just using it before I put on my santa hat. It gives me super human strength.

[hempside]

So my brother and sister finally passed out around 2:30. I went to my pops Mercedes station wagon that had all of my bro & sis's gifts. My brother got a bunch of X Box games (Tony Hawk, True Crime, Doom3, etc), my sister got some girly shit, and they both got these giant ass electric pocket bikes.

The toys were easy to unload, but those pocket bikes were a bitch. Had to take em out, assemble them & then carry them to the tree. I got a bad back & somethings wrong with my left foot so it was a task.

Did you get the special shoes I sent you.

[We Fly High]

haha how old are your siblings.

['EclipZe]

lmao @ the milk and cookies part hahaha 

[eKardz]

thats whats up man.  good for you.

[eS El Duque]

thats some good shit lol

[Theodore]

So my brother and sister finally passed out around 2:30. I went to my pops Mercedes station wagon that had all of my bro & sis's gifts. My brother got a bunch of X Box games (Tony Hawk, True Crime, Doom3, etc), my sister got some girly shit, and they both got these giant ass electric pocket bikes.

The toys were easy to unload, but those pocket bikes were a bitch. Had to take em out, assemble them & then carry them to the tree. I got a bad back & somethings wrong with my left foot so it was a task. Took care of them shits though cuz I but the double G in nigga.

Then had to stuff the stockings with candy n shit. Right when I thought I was done, I realized my sister baked some cookies and left some milk out for Santa. So I had to take of bite of those cookies (which were terrible) and drink the 5 hour old warm milk which will give me a bad case of the shits in the morning.

All-in-all, it was a success. I should be in Special Ops for how smooth I am with this Santa shit. Look in my siblings rooms and they were still asleep. Call me a faggot, but what makes me Christmas is seeing my brother and sister wake up in the morning and watching their eyes light up. I consider myself a father-in-training.

great story to tell them chicks man 

[WestCoasta]

Took care of them shits though cuz I put the double G in nigga.

[Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution]

So my brother and sister finally passed out around 2:30. I went to my pops Mercedes station wagon that had all of my bro & sis's gifts. My brother got a bunch of X Box games (Tony Hawk, True Crime, Doom3, etc), my sister got some girly shit, and they both got these giant ass electric pocket bikes.

The toys were easy to unload, but those pocket bikes were a bitch. Had to take em out, assemble them & then carry them to the tree. I got a bad back & somethings wrong with my left foot so it was a task. Took care of them shits though cuz I but the double G in nigga.

Then had to stuff the stockings with candy n shit. Right when I thought I was done, I realized my sister baked some cookies and left some milk out for Santa. So I had to take of bite of those cookies (which were terrible) and drink the 5 hour old warm milk which will give me a bad case of the shits in the morning.

All-in-all, it was a success. I should be in Special Ops for how smooth I am with this Santa shit. Look in my siblings rooms and they were still asleep. Call me a faggot, but what makes me Christmas is seeing my brother and sister wake up in the morning and watching their eyes light up. I consider myself a father-in-training.

thats a very noble thing u did, props

[Capo Di Tutti I Capi]

So my brother and sister finally passed out around 2:30. I went to my pops Mercedes station wagon that had all of my bro & sis's gifts. My brother got a bunch of X Box games (Tony Hawk, True Crime, Doom3, etc), my sister got some girly shit, and they both got these giant ass electric pocket bikes.

The toys were easy to unload, but those pocket bikes were a bitch. Had to take em out, assemble them & then carry them to the tree. I got a bad back & somethings wrong with my left foot so it was a task. Took care of them shits though cuz I but the double G in nigga.

Then had to stuff the stockings with candy n shit. Right when I thought I was done, I realized my sister baked some cookies and left some milk out for Santa. So I had to take of bite of those cookies (which were terrible) and drink the 5 hour old warm milk which will give me a bad case of the shits in the morning.

All-in-all, it was a success. I should be in Special Ops for how smooth I am with this Santa shit. Look in my siblings rooms and they were still asleep. Call me a faggot, but what makes me Christmas is seeing my brother and sister wake up in the morning and watching their eyes light up. I consider myself a father-in-training.

thats a very noble thing u did, props

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

This Sik- otic dude is hilarious

[Woozie]

i would have poured the milk down the sink & gave the cookies to the dog 

but yeah, well done man