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my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.
2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. 4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 11. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks. 17. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. 21. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 22. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. 23. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids. 25. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. 28. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". 29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
LMAO...Chuck Noris' son went to my school.
Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on December 27, 2005, 02:36:47 PMLMAO...Chuck Noris' son went to my school.did he beat u up and take your lunch money?
Quote from: white Boy on December 27, 2005, 02:46:20 PMQuote from: Now_Im_Blowed on December 27, 2005, 02:36:47 PMLMAO...Chuck Noris' son went to my school.did he beat u up and take your lunch money?LMAO...No. He was a little blond fag.