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Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« on: January 09, 2006, 12:19:06 PM »
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Javier

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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2006, 12:28:42 PM »
LMAO
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2006, 12:30:05 PM »
haha, boys will be boys
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2006, 12:45:55 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2006, 01:08:53 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2006, 01:11:19 PM »
must be pretty weird to read something like that about yourself when you aint even that famous anymore
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2006, 01:15:01 PM »
Quote from: Javy on January 09, 2006, 12:28:42 PM
LMAO

what a guy.. wish he'd run for president.  :banana_llama:
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2006, 09:10:23 PM »
Chuck Norris is THAT nigga 8)
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2006, 11:17:01 PM »
Chuck Norris got that Impossible Piff.

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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2006, 11:59:05 PM »
LMAO @ him thinking people would want to buy his book...
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2006, 12:50:11 AM »
I never cared for him as a celebrity, but he was an incredible martial artist... the fight scene between him and Bruce Lee was classic.
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2006, 01:36:50 AM »
^^^ i remember he was good, and i remember some people saying on the real he would bitch slap bruce... i find that damn hard to believe...
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2006, 05:23:34 AM »
could he be talkin bout this?


http://www.4q.cc/chuck/
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 09:13:48 AM »
Ranger Cordell Walker: I think our next place to search is where military and wannabe military types hang out.
Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Does that mean the Hunt Club?
Ranger Cordell Walker: Yep!
Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Nobody goes into the Hunt Club without a S.W.A.T. escort.
Ranger Cordell Walker: We do!

Mexican: This is Mexico, Ranger! You've got no right!
Ranger Cordell Walker: I've got no right?
Mexican: No!
[Walker punches the Mexican]
Ranger Cordell Walker: I think that was a pretty good right.

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: How about a cruise for out honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker: We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: That was a river raft!
Ranger Cordell Walker: Close enough.

C.D. Parker: And how are you doing, little partner?
Lucas Simms: Fine, and it's little visitor now.
Ranger Cordell Walker: [chuckles]
Lucas Simms: Usdi adadamdvhidohi is how you say it in Cherokee.
C.D. Parker: Oh, pardon my French, but I'll be damned.
Lucas Simms: Walker told me I have AIDS.

Chuck is THAT gangsta.
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Re: Chuck Norris found out about his facts
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2006, 12:22:27 AM »
I saw an episode with Chuck taking on like 20 Essays with guns and knives  and he was whooping their ass left and right.Its was so fucking hilarious.
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