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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Floydness on January 17, 2009, 08:51:47 PM
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with a couple of friends and its FUCKING FUNNY lol.. this has been by far one of the funniest trips of my life. Were with this dude named Sam and he literally never stops talking lol.. imagine this.. ur driving with someone for over an hour and every 2.3 seconds he repeats:
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CHODE???"
" ONE TIME I WAS WITH MY COUSIN AND HE WAS PAINTED BLUE WITH ANGEL WINGS THAT WERE STARTING TO FALL OFF AND THEN HE TOOK ME TO PLAY TAG TEAM AND HE CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD"
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS?"
"IM IN THE MIDDLE EAST I SWITCH BEEF FROM SHISH KABBAB"
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CHODE?"
"ASS PUSSY"
"NO WALL"
"AINT NO SUNSHINE IN HERE BECAUSE ITS NIGHT"
"MY NIGGA"
"CHODE"
"THE MUTHA FUCKEN COFFINS AND PUSSY"
lmaoooooo then hes starts talking to two fat girls with glasses and gets their numbers LMAO he then starts talking about how he has the best taste in women... this is probably one of the funniest guys ever. Elior got a raging headache and wants to throw up already lol.. hes talking as I write this lmaooo..
just thought I would share.
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Vegas is a good time. Born n raised
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Enjoyin yourself? ;D
Sam is on crack. :laugh:
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them cats that be handin out them escort cards...
haha
you be doin that?
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^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
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hah your like uh, hold up i asked for this 1, and you bring me this 1
and hes like no espeak ingles
^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
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^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
tryna figure out why u know that shit.....but anyways, wasnt u sayin you were out of a job?
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http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=206540.0 (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=206540.0)
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LOL, jbananas looks just like i pictured him.
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^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
tryna figure out why u know that shit.....but anyways, wasnt u sayin you were out of a job?
lol.. I am out of a job.. fuck that, im not putting a hold on my fun because of that.. I like to enjoy the fruits of my labor.. and im looking for another one lol 8)
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LOL, jbananas looks just like i pictured him.
lol @ you picturing me gaymo. first ugly black porno chicks now me? just tell me what is so wrong with floydness?
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my head has dents.. :-X
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I think during the whole trip ive heard the word "chode" like 5600 times... lol it was a fun trip all in all.. lmao also, my friend that I brought is a lil on the lezbo side and they went out together (sam and her) and they met like 6 chicks and she took them all away from him, got their number, won dolls for them, and totally cock blocked him LMAO.. then later on she was saying how shes gonna hit them up and they werent into him at all.. so on the way home hes like:
sam: im so happy i met those girls
me: sam nothing even happend with those girls
sam: yeah we have the digits
me: No.. she has the digits
sam: yeah but she will help me hook up with them ::)
sam: SWALLOW MY CHODE
me: No sam.. she likes them.. she doesnt want to share the girls with u.. as a matter of fact ull never see those girls again.
sam: really??
me: yes... think of her as another guy thats trying to complete with u :-X
sam: but guys share girls
sam: WHATS WRONG WITH UR CHODE?!?!?
me: ur not sharing anyone with her LMAO :laugh:
sam: fuck.... :-\
lmaoooo hes sooooooooo funny! I couldnt stop laughing the whole time!
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^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
tryna figure out why u know that shit.....but anyways, wasnt u sayin you were out of a job?
lol.. I am out of a job.. fuck that, im not putting a hold on my fun because of that.. I like to enjoy the fruits of my labor.. and im looking for another one lol 8)
Im just sayin....i know some muhafuckas in LV that are always hirin ;)
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thanx for the suggestion hunn :D(was it a suggestion? LOL) but I live in socal lol.. the market does seem to be a little dry here though :-\
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thanx for the suggestion hunn :D(was it a suggestion? LOL) but I live in socal lol.. the market does seem to be a little dry here though :-\
prolly not a suggestion you woulda wanted to hear lol
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ahh.. now I get it. >:(
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ahh.. now I get it. >:(
ay, dont get mad....i just dont wanna see u broke girl 8)
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yeah.. good looking out there! ::) lol
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i find it odd how you remember meaningless conversation like that ::)
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ya my memory is weird.. I can forget about a whole day that happend with people.. remember things as far back as when I was 5 or 6.. remember pointless conversations, and forget important info.. or sometimes vice versa.. my brain can be pretty damn weird.. :-\
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Too many raves...yeah thats it ::)
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why would you post in this dump while you are in vegas. If I was in Vegas on a trip the internet would be the last thing on my mind.
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ha! i might just watch fear and loathing now 8)
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ha! i might just watch fear and loathing now 8)
lol, me and eve (floyds friend) were talking about that movie while my boy sam was rambling.. 8)
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them cats that be handin out them escort cards...
Man I went there about 2 n half years old and I was about 16 at the time and I seent them passin em out n I was like ddaammnn pimpin bitches is legal here?
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why would you post in this dump while you are in vegas. If I was in Vegas on a trip the internet would be the last thing on my mind.
because the place that we stay at has internet access and were not out 24/7...
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why would you post in this dump while you are in vegas. If I was in Vegas on a trip the internet would be the last thing on my mind.
because the place that we stay at has internet access and were not out 24/7...
next time ;)
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LOL, jbananas looks just like i pictured him.
lol @ you picturing me gaymo. first ugly black porno chicks now me? just tell me what is so wrong with floydness?
lol. why'd you get mad? insecurity galore.