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Title: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Rick McCrank on March 07, 2009, 01:09:46 AM
so I'm driving up La Brea after work taking my friend home, approaching the turn light

you ever been in that situation where the arrow turns yellow a fraction of a second before you cross the limit line?

and if you were to stop your tires would screech and you'd be in the middle blocking the intersection?

well that happened to me tonight and some faggot ass LAPD dickhead decides to meet his quota

this pudgey little mexican cocksucker, who probably got stuffed in lockers as a kid, decides to be an asshole tonight

instead of letting it slide (it's not like a blew the fuckin red light) he flat out like a dick tells me "give me your license and registration, now"

I'm white and my friend in the passenger seat is black, and I had a bowl of weed that I stuffed down in my seat in case this dick decides to search

thankfully after making sure myself and "Mr Nigger" have no warrants (which took 10 mins, taking his sweet ass time) he gives me the ticket

god damn thing is going to cost me $400, can you believe these tools?

here I am, going home after working a long ass shift at work for $12.50 an hour and this fucking homo won't even cut me a break on some bullshit

this is why people hate cops, because they're always fucking with the hard working citizen tryin to get from point A to point B, I didn't do shit wrong

and this guy has the nerve to say "I'm gonna cut you a break because your middle tail light is out, I could've given you a ticket for that"

you know what cutting me a break would be asshole?  save me the bullshit wannabe infraction and bust me for the tail light

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Chief on March 07, 2009, 02:30:10 AM
man lately i had good luck with cops

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Rick McCrank on March 07, 2009, 02:57:30 AM
i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.

incredible advice....
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Floydness on March 07, 2009, 07:11:13 AM
CANT TRUST THE POLICE! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!  >:(

Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on March 07, 2009, 08:50:42 AM
i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.
Sure way to get open fired on
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Javier on March 07, 2009, 09:33:34 AM
man lately i had good luck with cops

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option


LMAO
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Javier on March 07, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
so I'm driving up La Brea after work taking my friend home, approaching the turn light

you ever been in that situation where the arrow turns yellow a fraction of a second before you cross the limit line?

and if you were to stop your tires would screech and you'd be in the middle blocking the intersection?


I

So what did he get you for, blocking the intersection or running the light?
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Tendulkar on March 07, 2009, 09:47:42 AM
Cops & Robbersons 1994, starring Chevy Chase, Jack Palance. Plot: In this comedy
, police detectives on the trail of a dangerous criminal are confronted with
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: T-Dogg on March 07, 2009, 11:52:24 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A real pro with the "Post" button, this guy.

I've had a deep resentment for cops ever since my second year in high school, when these two asshole cops drove up from behind me, stopped their car in front of me on the sidewalk, got out, told me to get in and FUCKING GAVE ME A TICKET FOR JAYWALKING. The street was dead empty and this fucker gave me a ticket. Ain't that a bitch.
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 07, 2009, 12:05:13 PM
Not to be fucked up or anything.  And I agree, fuck the police.  But it seems like this is all some pretty trivial shit yall are complaining about.  A traffic cop tryin to meet his quota is bullshit, but from what you said....you did run the red light.  You should be happy he just gave you a ticket for that shit, and didnt search your car like he woulda done with a lotta people.  And yah, jaywalking is a bullshit law. But it is a law nonetheless.  When you get harrassed without breakin the law..thats when you have a real beef.  Both of these fuckin incidents, the cops caught you doin somethin you werent supposed to (like it or not), and got you for it. A lot of times they pull  people over, or stop em on the sidewalk when they ARENT committing a crime...just hoping to find something.
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Rick McCrank on March 07, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
^  I get your point, and yes, thank god the circumstances weren't worse

it's just that something that close and the guy decides to be a fag about it

should I expect anything less from a cop?   no, but it still eats away at me

I mean really it's the equivalent of somebody getting busted for going 3 mph over the speed limit, real bitch shit


So what did he get you for, blocking the intersection or running the light?

Failure to stop behind a limit line




Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 07, 2009, 02:38:11 PM
^  I get your point, and yes, thank god the circumstances weren't worse

it's just that something that close and the guy decides to be a fag about it

should I expect anything less from a cop?   no, but it still eats away at me

I mean really it's the equivalent of somebody getting busted for going 3 mph over the speed limit, real bitch shit


So what did he get you for, blocking the intersection or running the light?

Failure to stop behind a limit line






yeah, he could have gave u a warning. $400 is a bit much. I can see him pullin you over to make sure you wasnt intoxicated or some shit.  Drunk muthafuckas usually stop WAY after the line....or WAYYY before it lol
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Muhfukka on March 07, 2009, 04:34:28 PM
i grew up next to a meth/ crack house on the end of a dead end street. the whole time i was growing up i witnessed first hand how sloppy and worthless the cops are, every single cop is a straight up pussy
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Chief on March 07, 2009, 07:19:46 PM
i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.
Sure way to get open fired on

lol

are you meant to stay in your car in america or something?
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Rick McCrank on March 07, 2009, 07:40:22 PM
i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.
Sure way to get open fired on

lol

are you meant to stay in your car in america or something?

you can't be serious Chief
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Chief on March 07, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
i am LOL man here in australia i get out the car and have a chat with the cops (no snitch)
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 07, 2009, 07:55:33 PM
LOL @ "Mr. Nigger"
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on March 07, 2009, 10:31:26 PM
haha yeah i mean if they want to be a fuck face they can but sometimes they good fuck faces haha
but damn tickets arent cheap
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: T-Dogg on March 08, 2009, 06:38:13 AM
Not to be fucked up or anything.  And I agree, fuck the police.  But it seems like this is all some pretty trivial shit yall are complaining about.  A traffic cop tryin to meet his quota is bullshit, but from what you said....you did run the red light.  You should be happy he just gave you a ticket for that shit, and didnt search your car like he woulda done with a lotta people.  And yah, jaywalking is a bullshit law. But it is a law nonetheless.  When you get harrassed without breakin the law..thats when you have a real beef.  Both of these fuckin incidents, the cops caught you doin somethin you werent supposed to (like it or not), and got you for it. A lot of times they pull  people over, or stop em on the sidewalk when they ARENT committing a crime...just hoping to find something.

You're right - what I did was illegal. But for fucks sake, give me a ticket for that shit? On an empty road? I mean yeah, if there was traffic, it would've been fine, but from one horizon to the other there weren't any cars. And this mofo gave me a ticket.

Learned a lesson though. I'm real careful before haywalking these days. Check around corners for cops and shit. I feel ridiculous doing it, but I'm not gonna get fucked by the police again.

In all fairness, these kinds of issues aren't even real issues when it comes to real cop problems - racism, police brutality, wrongful use of their position etc.

But I'm still fucking mad about the incident.
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 08, 2009, 10:41:14 AM
Not to be fucked up or anything.  And I agree, fuck the police.  But it seems like this is all some pretty trivial shit yall are complaining about.  A traffic cop tryin to meet his quota is bullshit, but from what you said....you did run the red light.  You should be happy he just gave you a ticket for that shit, and didnt search your car like he woulda done with a lotta people.  And yah, jaywalking is a bullshit law. But it is a law nonetheless.  When you get harrassed without breakin the law..thats when you have a real beef.  Both of these fuckin incidents, the cops caught you doin somethin you werent supposed to (like it or not), and got you for it. A lot of times they pull  people over, or stop em on the sidewalk when they ARENT committing a crime...just hoping to find something.

You're right - what I did was illegal. But for fucks sake, give me a ticket for that shit? On an empty road? I mean yeah, if there was traffic, it would've been fine, but from one horizon to the other there weren't any cars. And this mofo gave me a ticket.

Learned a lesson though. I'm real careful before haywalking these days. Check around corners for cops and shit. I feel ridiculous doing it, but I'm not gonna get fucked by the police again.

In all fairness, these kinds of issues aren't even real issues when it comes to real cop problems - racism, police brutality, wrongful use of their position etc.

But I'm still fucking mad about the incident.

yeah I got u.  next time they stop you, just pretend like u have a severe case of tourettes. You might still get a ticket, but at least you can say "FUCK YOU!!" "PIG PIG PIG!!" "FUCK YOU PIG!!"  and chalk it up to your condition... ;D
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: Pacific Standard on March 08, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.
Sure way to get open fired on

lol

are you meant to stay in your car in america or something?

you can't be serious Chief

I reacted the same way when I moved up to Canada. I saw a guy get pulled over, and he got out of his car, I was like "oh fuck taser time", instead he got out and had a convo. Apparently that's common place routine in other countries.
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on March 08, 2009, 12:42:10 PM
haha not out here on the west ive never ever been able to get outta the ride and them not react in a way they thought they was bout to go down IMPOSSIBLE

back when i was stayin outta the ride (haha hard tymez)
someone snitched on me (they thought i was up to something) but nah that was my crib haha
so they roll up deep (considerin it was only me)
and i get out
they was 4 of em surroundin me and a fuckin dog right next to me
and he said thats my homie right there (meanin his dog)
didnt do shit wrong but accordin to someone i did haha
so its fuckin crazy out here
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on March 08, 2009, 12:44:37 PM
from what i understand unless u were at a light where there was no left turn arrow and u were waiting in the inter section pass the stop line to turn left and the light changed during ur wait u can still go cuz if u stay there u get hit but u say u had a turn arrow so i guess ur fucked there
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on March 08, 2009, 12:46:28 PM
oh btw CHP this weekend almost got me for speeding i noticed them just in time and set my speed control to 69
Title: Re: FUCK THA COPS
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on March 08, 2009, 12:50:44 PM
good shit i hope they go outta bidness, not likely but by you not gettin a ticket it helps us not them
fuck them





oh btw CHP this weekend almost got me for speeding i noticed them just in time and set my speed control to 69