FUCK THA COPS

[Rick McCrank]

so I'm driving up La Brea after work taking my friend home, approaching the turn light

you ever been in that situation where the arrow turns yellow a fraction of a second before you cross the limit line?

and if you were to stop your tires would screech and you'd be in the middle blocking the intersection?

well that happened to me tonight and some faggot ass LAPD dickhead decides to meet his quota

this pudgey little mexican cocksucker, who probably got stuffed in lockers as a kid, decides to be an asshole tonight

instead of letting it slide (it's not like a blew the fuckin red light) he flat out like a dick tells me "give me your license and registration, now"

I'm white and my friend in the passenger seat is black, and I had a bowl of weed that I stuffed down in my seat in case this dick decides to search

thankfully after making sure myself and "Mr Nigger" have no warrants (which took 10 mins, taking his sweet ass time) he gives me the ticket

god damn thing is going to cost me $400, can you believe these tools?

here I am, going home after working a long ass shift at work for $12.50 an hour and this fucking homo won't even cut me a break on some bullshit

this is why people hate cops, because they're always fucking with the hard working citizen tryin to get from point A to point B, I didn't do shit wrong

and this guy has the nerve to say "I'm gonna cut you a break because your middle tail light is out, I could've given you a ticket for that"

you know what cutting me a break would be asshole?  save me the bullshit wannabe infraction and bust me for the tail light

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[Chief]

man lately i had good luck with cops

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.

[Rick McCrank]

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.

incredible advice....

[Floydness]

CANT TRUST THE POLICE! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! 

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.

Sure way to get open fired on

[Javier]

man lately i had good luck with cops

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option

LMAO

[Javier]

so I'm driving up La Brea after work taking my friend home, approaching the turn light

you ever been in that situation where the arrow turns yellow a fraction of a second before you cross the limit line?

and if you were to stop your tires would screech and you'd be in the middle blocking the intersection?


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So what did he get you for, blocking the intersection or running the light?

[Tendulkar]

Cops & Robbersons 1994, starring Chevy Chase, Jack Palance. Plot: In this comedy
, police detectives on the trail of a dangerous criminal are confronted with

[T-Dogg]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A real pro with the "Post" button, this guy.

I've had a deep resentment for cops ever since my second year in high school, when these two asshole cops drove up from behind me, stopped their car in front of me on the sidewalk, got out, told me to get in and FUCKING GAVE ME A TICKET FOR JAYWALKING. The street was dead empty and this fucker gave me a ticket. Ain't that a bitch.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Not to be fucked up or anything.  And I agree, fuck the police.  But it seems like this is all some pretty trivial shit yall are complaining about.  A traffic cop tryin to meet his quota is bullshit, but from what you said....you did run the red light.  You should be happy he just gave you a ticket for that shit, and didnt search your car like he woulda done with a lotta people.  And yah, jaywalking is a bullshit law. But it is a law nonetheless.  When you get harrassed without breakin the law..thats when you have a real beef.  Both of these fuckin incidents, the cops caught you doin somethin you werent supposed to (like it or not), and got you for it. A lot of times they pull  people over, or stop em on the sidewalk when they ARENT committing a crime...just hoping to find something.

[Rick McCrank]

^  I get your point, and yes, thank god the circumstances weren't worse

it's just that something that close and the guy decides to be a fag about it

should I expect anything less from a cop?   no, but it still eats away at me

I mean really it's the equivalent of somebody getting busted for going 3 mph over the speed limit, real bitch shit

So what did he get you for, blocking the intersection or running the light?

Failure to stop behind a limit line

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

^  I get your point, and yes, thank god the circumstances weren't worse

it's just that something that close and the guy decides to be a fag about it

should I expect anything less from a cop?   no, but it still eats away at me

I mean really it's the equivalent of somebody getting busted for going 3 mph over the speed limit, real bitch shit

So what did he get you for, blocking the intersection or running the light?

Failure to stop behind a limit line

yeah, he could have gave u a warning. $400 is a bit much. I can see him pullin you over to make sure you wasnt intoxicated or some shit.  Drunk muthafuckas usually stop WAY after the line....or WAYYY before it lol

[Muhfukka]

i grew up next to a meth/ crack house on the end of a dead end street. the whole time i was growing up i witnessed first hand how sloppy and worthless the cops are, every single cop is a straight up pussy

[Chief]

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.

Sure way to get open fired on

lol

are you meant to stay in your car in america or something?

[Rick McCrank]

i find that getting out of your car and meeting them halfway is a good option, also being friendly and smiling.

Sure way to get open fired on

lol

are you meant to stay in your car in america or something?

you can't be serious Chief