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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on June 19, 2009, 08:31:24 PM

Title: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 19, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 19, 2009, 08:34:22 PM
...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.

What was she a fuckin hooker? What kind of conversation is that while getting a handjob? lol
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 19, 2009, 09:00:48 PM
Nah, I don't take hookers to Yoshinoya.
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on June 19, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.
PWN3d. LMao. Good story. I remember having a similar convo with a chick b4
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on June 19, 2009, 09:03:25 PM
sik you a fool damn
lol
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on June 19, 2009, 09:23:38 PM
damn...i was wonderin who kept yoshinoya open...shits nasty son
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Don Jacob on June 20, 2009, 01:02:22 AM
gotta love that beef bowl....
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 20, 2009, 01:04:11 AM
damn...i was wonderin who kept yoshinoya open...shits nasty son
I rarely go there. I was just there to check up on it, kinda like I check up on McDonald's from time to time.

The verdict: it still sucked ass.
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Blasphemy on June 20, 2009, 07:03:54 AM
lmao I sorta had a conversation, but instead of what you said I said "Well, lets just see if you can make it harder then a diamond". 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Moe on June 20, 2009, 07:39:27 AM
...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.
hahahaha.
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 20, 2009, 10:46:29 AM
damn...i was wonderin who kept yoshinoya open...shits nasty son

especially that wierd yellow shit they have on the vegatables...
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Kool Beenz on June 20, 2009, 11:27:33 AM
sikotic i love you and i miss you
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Sickaluffa on June 20, 2009, 11:37:21 AM
...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.


lol+1
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: LAXCENTRAL on June 20, 2009, 08:40:22 PM
...and she looked at me and said, "Isn't it weird that you have this thing that hangs off of you that gets soft and hard whenever it feels like it? I can't get over how weird it must be to have one."

It really made me think for a second.......but only one second because she was kinda a dumb bitch. I told her, "Personally, I think it's even weirder to have a hole surrounded by hair that bleeds once a month and gets 5 times its size when a baby comes out of it. Now can you please stop talking."

......I came and then we went to Yoshinoya. She later admitted that I was right.
ARA DU VAPSHE DEMK ES....
GOOD THREAD HOMMIE
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on June 20, 2009, 08:59:14 PM
lmao I sorta had a conversation, but instead of what you said I said "Well, lets just see if you can make it harder then a diamond". 8) 8) 8)


LOL...now thats the way 2 do it. goodshit. 8)
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on June 20, 2009, 09:00:12 PM
sikotic i love you and i miss you


i take it the whore house didnt work out for you? ???
Title: Re: I remember one time this girl was stroking my dick...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on June 20, 2009, 09:01:40 PM
lol



sikotic i love you and i miss you


i take it the whore house didnt work out for you? ???