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Title: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
Step 1: Dig a hole.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7918/dscf1136.jpg)

Step 2: Get your dead parrot respectfully wrapped in a garbage bag from a secure location.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3367/dscf1137n.jpg)

Step 3: Place dead parrot in hole (but make sure the hole is long enough for its tail next time).
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2474/dscf1138f.jpg)

Step 4: Fill the hole with dirt, covering your parrot. Pack the dirt to prevent sinkage.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3226/dscf1139b.jpg)

Step 5: Mark the grave. R.I.P. Zeus.
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1733/dscf1141p.jpg)
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 02, 2010, 12:55:13 PM
what did your parrot die?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 02, 2010, 12:59:32 PM
Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 01:09:22 PM
Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?
Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 02, 2010, 01:10:24 PM
Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?
Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?
Killed and raped (in that order).
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 01:12:26 PM
Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?
Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?
Killed and raped (in that order).
This is libelous. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 02, 2010, 01:18:45 PM
Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?
Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?
Killed and raped (in that order).
This is libelous. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.
You have a picture of your parrot in your avatar with the text "Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow, Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow" underneath. That says it all.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 01:28:50 PM
Did you have dubcc in mind while you were doing this?
Are you insinuating I killed my parrot for dubcc?
Killed and raped (in that order).
This is libelous. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.
You have a picture of your parrot in your avatar with the text "Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow, Faaaaaaaaaaast then slow" underneath. That says it all.
Shit. That does look pretty bad.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 02, 2010, 01:32:11 PM
how old was your parrot?help does brandon exsist?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Muhfukka on February 02, 2010, 02:36:26 PM
goddamn i hate pet parrots, cool animals but not to have living in your house
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 02:37:51 PM
I would of never let that son of a bitch in my house. He got the garage treatment.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 02, 2010, 02:40:18 PM
how well could he talk?I am thinking about getting one......... ;)
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: NotoriousTDA on February 02, 2010, 02:40:39 PM
you should of stuffed him and perminately rocked him on your shoulder like a true g
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 02:43:31 PM
how well could he talk?I am thinking about getting one......... ;)
He couldn't talk for shit. He was pretty much only good for eating and shitting. That's why God punished him with a heart attack or stroke.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 02, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
didn't you try to teach him?Maybe he was retarded-hey you could have fun and teach him to say here kitty kitty-lol
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
didn't you try to teach him?Maybe he was retarded-hey you could have fun and teach him to say here kitty kitty-lol
I could try that but he would have a hard time hearing me in his shallow grave covered in dirt.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Jaydc on February 02, 2010, 06:33:22 PM
Can we see the prequel to this?Sikotics guide to making pet murder look like an accident?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: QuietTruth on February 02, 2010, 07:44:18 PM
I'm sorry for your loss. :(
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: ThaChamp on February 02, 2010, 07:46:54 PM
I use to work at this retail store and this retarded ass guy and his son would always bring parrots with them on there shoulders...

till one day it was the busiest day of all and some kid threw a baseball glove and hit the bird  and the parrot flew everywhere squawking and shitting and when the doors opened it flew away

before it flew away i could of sworn it said "fuck you" but i could be wrong

anyways they were crying and called animal services but they couldnt do shit about it
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Elano on February 02, 2010, 10:32:20 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahah this is so funny sikotic hahahahahahahahahahah damn sikotic
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 02, 2010, 11:32:57 PM
Can we see the prequel to this?Sikotics guide to making pet murder look like an accident?
It was a heart attack I swear. It caused him to fall on his neck and break it. It all makes sense.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: S P I C E on February 02, 2010, 11:44:09 PM
RIP, that is one beautiful bird.  Poor guy :'(
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 02, 2010, 11:46:26 PM
you gon replace it sik?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 03, 2010, 12:11:38 AM
you gon replace it sik?

I'm thinkin about it only because the female one I still have might end up all lonely n shit. It depends on whether I can train her or not. When parrots have a partner living with them you can't train them, but when they're alone they work with humans. Time will tell. Age is another factor and I have no idea how old the one was that dropped dead or how old the one I still have is.

But if she pisses me off, I'm breaking her fucking neck too she might get a heart attack.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: ThaChamp on February 03, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3367/dscf1137n.jpg)

look at Sikotics garage he is obviously Micheal Vick'ing something in there

"oh i got a rape cage for my dogs lookin ass nigga"
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: QuietTruth on February 03, 2010, 03:23:13 PM
you gon replace it sik?

I'm thinkin about it only because the female one I still have might end up all lonely n shit. It depends on whether I can train her or not. When parrots have a partner living with them you can't train them, but when they're alone they work with humans. Time will tell. Age is another factor and I have no idea how old the one was that dropped dead or how old the one I still have is.

But if she pisses me off, I'm breaking her fucking neck too she might get a heart attack.

I thought birds won't talk to each other if there's more than one of them. Or Parrots are different?

THEY'RE FUCKIN' HUGE. You wasn't scared seeing that thang fly around in front of you??
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: K.Dub on February 03, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
you should of stuffed him and perminately rocked him on your shoulder like a true g
8)
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on February 03, 2010, 04:26:11 PM
First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 03, 2010, 04:42:34 PM
I thought birds won't talk to each other if there's more than one of them. Or Parrots are different?

THEY'RE FUCKIN' HUGE. You wasn't scared seeing that thang fly around in front of you??
Yeah, that's what I meant to say. If there's more than one of them then parrots won't talk to you or won't let you interact with them in any way. I never had a reason to be scared because they never got out of the cage except for one time. That one time was scary as fuck though lol.

look at Sikotics garage he is obviously Micheal Vick'ing something in there

"oh i got a rape cage for my dogs lookin ass nigga"
LOL. I feed them and give them a place to live. They gotta put in work in the octagon. It's a fair exchange.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: ikke on February 03, 2010, 04:44:07 PM
First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.
wasn't it tanner's dog?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 03, 2010, 05:06:10 PM
yeah sik didnt break any news about his dog...if he had 1...haha




First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.
wasn't it tanner's dog?
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 03, 2010, 05:53:27 PM
yeah sik didnt break any news about his dog...if he had 1...haha




First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.
wasn't it tanner's dog?
A few years ago some coyotes turned my dog into a fucking appetizer. I think that's what Ted is talking about.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 03, 2010, 05:54:21 PM
haha didnt even ask if the mutha....wanted the appetizer or not...str8 went in on mutha.....




yeah sik didnt break any news about his dog...if he had 1...haha




First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.
wasn't it tanner's dog?
A few years ago some coyotes turned my dog into a fucking appetizer. I think that's what Ted is talking about.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: QuietTruth on February 03, 2010, 06:34:11 PM
I thought birds won't talk to each other if there's more than one of them. Or Parrots are different?

THEY'RE FUCKIN' HUGE. You wasn't scared seeing that thang fly around in front of you??
Yeah, that's what I meant to say. If there's more than one of them then parrots won't talk to you or won't let you interact with them in any way. I never had a reason to be scared because they never got out of the cage except for one time. That one time was scary as fuck though lol.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Muhfukka on February 03, 2010, 06:36:30 PM
post the photo of the coyote after you fucked it up haha
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on February 04, 2010, 08:27:15 PM
what about a dead body
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 04, 2010, 10:27:46 PM
what about a dead body
In due time, my nigga.
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on February 05, 2010, 06:42:20 AM
what about a dead body
In due time, my nigga.


muhmann
Title: Re: Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot
Post by: jeromechickenbone on February 05, 2010, 10:13:58 AM
Lmao Sik u should have ur own show on animal planet. I remember when u murked out that coyote. Gangsta.