Sikotic's Guide to Burying Your Dead Parrot

[Sikotic™]

didn't you try to teach him?Maybe he was retarded-hey you could have fun and teach him to say here kitty kitty-lol

I could try that but he would have a hard time hearing me in his shallow grave covered in dirt.

[Jaydc]

Can we see the prequel to this?Sikotics guide to making pet murder look like an accident?

[QuietTruth]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[ThaChamp]

I use to work at this retail store and this retarded ass guy and his son would always bring parrots with them on there shoulders...

till one day it was the busiest day of all and some kid threw a baseball glove and hit the bird  and the parrot flew everywhere squawking and shitting and when the doors opened it flew away

before it flew away i could of sworn it said "fuck you" but i could be wrong

anyways they were crying and called animal services but they couldnt do shit about it

[Elano]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah this is so funny sikotic hahahahahahahahahahah damn sikotic

[Sikotic™]

Can we see the prequel to this?Sikotics guide to making pet murder look like an accident?

It was a heart attack I swear. It caused him to fall on his neck and break it. It all makes sense.

[S P I C E]

RIP, that is one beautiful bird.  Poor guy

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

you gon replace it sik?

[Sikotic™]

you gon replace it sik?

I'm thinkin about it only because the female one I still have might end up all lonely n shit. It depends on whether I can train her or not. When parrots have a partner living with them you can't train them, but when they're alone they work with humans. Time will tell. Age is another factor and I have no idea how old the one was that dropped dead or how old the one I still have is.

But if she pisses me off, I'm breaking her fucking neck too she might get a heart attack.

[ThaChamp]

look at Sikotics garage he is obviously Micheal Vick'ing something in there

"oh i got a rape cage for my dogs lookin ass nigga"

[QuietTruth]

you gon replace it sik?

I'm thinkin about it only because the female one I still have might end up all lonely n shit. It depends on whether I can train her or not. When parrots have a partner living with them you can't train them, but when they're alone they work with humans. Time will tell. Age is another factor and I have no idea how old the one was that dropped dead or how old the one I still have is.

But if she pisses me off, I'm breaking her fucking neck too she might get a heart attack.

I thought birds won't talk to each other if there's more than one of them. Or Parrots are different?

THEY'RE FUCKIN' HUGE. You wasn't scared seeing that thang fly around in front of you??

[K.Dub]

you should of stuffed him and perminately rocked him on your shoulder like a true g

[Teddy Roosevelt]

First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.

[Sikotic™]

I thought birds won't talk to each other if there's more than one of them. Or Parrots are different?

THEY'RE FUCKIN' HUGE. You wasn't scared seeing that thang fly around in front of you??

Yeah, that's what I meant to say. If there's more than one of them then parrots won't talk to you or won't let you interact with them in any way. I never had a reason to be scared because they never got out of the cage except for one time. That one time was scary as fuck though lol.

look at Sikotics garage he is obviously Micheal Vick'ing something in there

"oh i got a rape cage for my dogs lookin ass nigga"

LOL. I feed them and give them a place to live. They gotta put in work in the octagon. It's a fair exchange.

[ikke]

First your dog, now your parrot. You don't have a good track record with pets, Sik.

wasn't it tanner's dog?