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Title: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on November 01, 2011, 05:05:38 PM
smh.  it's tha bus driver's fault, the nigga shouldn't have been new.  i'm over here catchin motion sickness (1st time) becuz this nigga wanna drive extra slow and whip tha corners, smh.  


i tried to swallow the shit but it came right back up and out like the exorcist.  she was sittin right next to me and it got ALL OVER her legs and shoes.  I apologized as she cleant it up but i'd be lying if i said that i didn't feel a little better after it got outta my system.  I ain't mean to, and i ain't know it was gonna get all over her like that but that shit had a mind of it's own...


none got on me or anybody else tho.  i just hope my karma isn't tryna get back at me like it usually does.  scratched some nigga car on purpose tryna park in tha space and impress some girl but then my shit broke ALL THE WAY THA FUCK DOWN less than a week later smh lol.



#TrueStory
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Darkwing Duck (The Reincarnation) on November 01, 2011, 05:09:45 PM
smh.  it's tha bus driver's fault, the nigga shouldn't have been new.  i'm over here catchin motion sickness (1st time) becuz this nigga wanna drive extra slow and whip tha corners, smh.  


i tried to swallow the shit but it came right back up and out like the exorcist.  she was sittin right next to me and it got ALL OVER her legs and shoes.  I apologized as she cleant it up but i'd be lying if i said that i didn't feel a little better after it got outta my system.  I ain't mean to, and i ain't know it was gonna get all over her like that but that shit had a mind of it's own...


none got on me or anybody else tho.  i just hope my karma isn't tryna get back at me like it usually does


it just did. i decided to neg you for this
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Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on November 01, 2011, 05:27:50 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 01, 2011, 07:05:53 PM
You keyed another man's car? That's a bitch move, son. You just lost my respect.
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on November 01, 2011, 07:19:20 PM
You keyed another man's car? That's a bitch move, son. You just lost my respect.

never.  the nigga was over the line in the parking space and i couldn't get in so he got nudged.  i aint want to but after a second it was like fuck it, it's ignorant to park your car nonchalantly in tite spaces anyway.  really i just went for it like i always do about shit.


there's no excuse 4 this old lady, she shoulda had got up in the 1st place and let a playa take up the entire bench! 
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiG*WiCkEd on November 01, 2011, 11:35:44 PM
Hahaha, some funny shit...

W
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Black Excellence on November 12, 2011, 04:56:01 PM
LOL @ this thread. losing !!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: LooN3y on November 15, 2011, 03:10:28 AM
smh.  it's tha bus driver's fault, the nigga shouldn't have been new.  i'm over here catchin motion sickness (1st time) becuz this nigga wanna drive extra slow and whip tha corners, smh.  


i tried to swallow the shit but it came right back up and out like the exorcist.  she was sittin right next to me and it got ALL OVER her legs and shoes.  I apologized as she cleant it up but i'd be lying if i said that i didn't feel a little better after it got outta my system.  I ain't mean to, and i ain't know it was gonna get all over her like that but that shit had a mind of it's own...


none got on me or anybody else tho.  i just hope my karma isn't tryna get back at me like it usually does.  scratched some nigga car on purpose tryna park in tha space and impress some girl but then my shit broke ALL THE WAY THA FUCK DOWN less than a week later smh lol.



#TrueStory


and you dint step to homie? youz a bitch neeegah
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: MUHFUKKA on November 15, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
hahaha this reminds me of  time when i was about 15. we had just got out of school and got on the city bus. noone was really on it and we went all the way to the back bench seat, but we saw it was soaking wet and had a tiny like 3x5" piece of paper on it saying "WET URINE" because bums love to be drunk or on heroin and piss and shit on the bus. and im talking a lot of piss. so being the assholes we were we flicked that shit out the window with a marker and sat near it. we then rode the bus and watched a bunch of people sit in the bum piss as we laughed at them. as the ride went along the piss ran down the floor and eventually a lady slipped and fell in a big pool of piss. good times
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BabyBird on November 19, 2011, 06:21:50 PM
smh
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on November 19, 2011, 07:22:21 PM
lol i really didn't mean 2 throw up on that old lady tho.  she musta been like 50something, 60something smh.  


i ended up eating some foul shit and threw that shit up in front everybody tha other day so i guess karma got me back.  i'm just glad it was that nice to me becuz lord knows it never really iz... word 2 that Dominican chick i fucked tha other month
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Darkwing Duck (The Reincarnation) on November 19, 2011, 07:25:48 PM
Arthurm,  what do u think of lesbian bukkake?
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on November 19, 2011, 07:35:04 PM
What do u think of lesbian bukkake?


that's not my name but what do I think?   well i can tell u what i know..... i'd wanna be in the center of it all.  


i be fiendin to eat some pussy and eat some ass.  i tell a girl straight up, try 2 open that asshole up so i can stick my tongue deep in it and taste and suck on the insides and outsides, all of it!
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: LooN3y on November 19, 2011, 09:05:49 PM
lol i really didn't mean 2 throw up on that old lady tho.  she musta been like 50something, 60something smh.  


i ended up eating some foul shit and threw that shit up in front everybody tha other day so i guess karma got me back.  i'm just glad it was that nice to me becuz lord knows it never really iz... word 2 that Dominican chick i fucked tha other month


yea i keyed cars










































when i was 6     ::)



your level of patheticnes never ceases to amaze me. i wonder whats next
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BabyBird on November 20, 2011, 05:08:54 PM
LOL
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 20, 2011, 10:26:39 PM
You shouldn't be keying cars unless you have a vagina.
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on November 21, 2011, 01:50:49 AM
You shouldn't be keying cars unless you have a vagina.

most bitch shit ever... real talk

and Author... what if someone threw up on your mother on the bus?
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on November 21, 2011, 05:55:59 AM
First off, nobody said shit about keying cars.  How am I gonna key somebodys car while I'm parking mines, I guess that thought didn't occur tho lol. 


I told the lady tho, on everything I love; i told her she could smack me in tha face and I meant it.  I'm not down for terrorizing and embarrassing old women unless it's a sex game and the feeling is mutual #realtalk.  I don't feel like a bigger man becuz of that shit
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Black Excellence on November 21, 2011, 01:54:07 PM
What do u think of lesbian bukkake?


that's not my name but what do I think?   well i can tell u what i know..... i'd wanna be in the center of it all.  


i be fiendin to eat some pussy and eat some ass.  i tell a girl straight up, try 2 open that asshole up so i can stick my tongue deep in it and taste and suck on the insides and outsides, all of it!
word .
Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: Sccit on November 22, 2011, 09:32:23 AM
nasty mufuckaz, eatin some booty...................i feel ya, though


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Title: Re: I just threw up all over this old lady on the bus
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on November 22, 2011, 05:09:42 PM
nasty mufuckaz, eatin some booty


my manz u have no idea
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on everything i love i ate 2 girls out at tha same time.  i had em both ride my face facing each other sliding back n forth.