West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: mrtonguetwista on October 04, 2004, 02:14:12 PM
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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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I bet downy coulda given that dog a run for its money.
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ok thats just fucked up in so many ways
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New Pedigree Chum flavour.....DICK!
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how strangely disturbing...
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cough*bullshit*cough
OK, if he's in his underwear, was his dick hanging out of it? cuz if it wasn't, how in the hell are you gonna accidentally cut it off? And seriously, if you're chasing a chicken around, wouldn't you notice the feeling of grabbing your OWN dick, and then feel the knife cutting through it? I don't know about yall, but i'd be pretty quick to STOP if i thought i was about to sever my penis. And then, his dog charges him, and instantly EATS HIS DICK??? Shit just don't make sense. Then again there are some dumbfucks out there. Peace
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It's not bullshit its legit man lol. Reuters doesnt fake shit.
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LOL...HOW DOES SOMEONE MISTAKE HIS PENIS FOR CHICKEN NECK???
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read this on yahoo news too.....
that shit is so funny, imagine what he felt like when he saw the dog eat his dick....lol
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I would kill the fuckin dog. I would feel bad for the poor animal, but he made a big fuckin mistake.
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LOL!!!!!!!! First I saw "Man cuts off Penis.." and started laughing, then when i clicked on tha g-spot, i saw "Dog Eats It" And just started laughin my ass off!!!!!!
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WAS HIS NAME DAMON
:banana_llama:
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Thats why you always CHOKE the chicken...
I've got this exclusive photo from the scene:
(http://www.winfieldcavaliers.com/chicken1.jpg)
seriously tho... I don't care HOW old you are, you just don't chop off your dick. I'd be willing to bet dude was trying to do something sick with the dog, the dog bit down, and the guy made up an excuse.
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The dog had a dick in his mouth...what a fag..lol
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^thats probably exactly wat happened... he was gettin head from the dog.. and the dog dint like the taste of sperm
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nah, i didn't mean that the news story was made up, I meant that the guy who chopped his own dick off was bullshittin. Its like whoever said, he was probably doin some fucked up sexual shit with the dog or something. His story just doesn't make a lot of sense
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I bet downy coulda given that dog a run for its money.
"I would never come back to a place I was banned from..."
Nothing you say can be taken seriously...You're a joke.
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I bet downy coulda given that dog a run for its money.
"I would never come back to a place I was banned from..."
Nothing you say can be taken seriously...You're a joke.
it was a 1 day ban dipshit. If overseer wants me banned I will gladly leave this place forever. Can you say the same thing? You fucking begged and begged your way back on here. and the joke is you pussy. step up to the plate and walk the walk you shit talking pussy faggot. You don't ever wanna see me. I'll knock your ass out so bad you'll wish you never said a word to me, and thats on everything I have. Step up or shut up ya pussy ass scary lil bitch.
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I bet downy coulda given that dog a run for its money.
"I would never come back to a place I was banned from..."
Nothing you say can be taken seriously...You're a joke.
it was a 1 day ban dipshit. Ife overseer wants me banned I will gladly leave this place forever. Can you say the same thing? You fucking begged and begged your way back on here. and the joke is you pussy. step up to the plate and walk the walk you shit talking pussy faggot. You don't ever wanna se me. I'll knock your ass out so bad you'll wish you never said a word to me, and thats on everything I have. Step up or shut up ya pussy ass scary lil bitch.
Dude, stop scaring me...I'm seriously shivering from fear...Please don't bust an e-cap in my ass, Mr. Tough Internet Geek...Believe it or not, I don't hate you enough to actually take time out of my day to meet up with you and fight you...By definition, anyone who does that is an Internet Geek.
PS...I dunno if you have problems reading, but once again, I was ASKED to return...Moron.
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if i was Nik i woulda whooped Grundys ass alreadys all he is all fucking talk i mean look how he talks shit to everyone here thats all he does and the ppl who talk the most shit cant back it up Grundy only wants to fight Nik becuase Grundy knows Niks wont waste his time on a fuckin loser
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if i was Nik i woulda whooped Grundys ass alreadys all he is all fucking talk i mean look how he talks shit to everyone here thats all he does and the ppl who talk the most shit cant back it up Grundy only wants to fight Nik becuase Grundy knows Niks wont waste his time on a fuckin loser
I seriously have much better things to do than have interent meetings...Obviously Acgrundy doesn't...LOL
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lol
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you are just too retarted with your down syndrome ass to understand. you keep talking shit, yet you can't back it up. you are a pussy. as pussy as they come. but I ain't gonna argue about it, its worthless. you'll always be a pussy, only talking shit when you know you are safe. so keep talking shit, and keep your pussy wet. scary ass bitch.
and homo I've made plenty of offers to make it worth your while. I'll bring $1000 cash, have it in my pocket. all you gotta do is whoop my ass and take it. $1000 is hardly a waste of time. so step up or shut up pussy.
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you are just too retarted with your down syndrome ass to understand. you keep talking shit, yet you can't back it up. you are a pussy. as pussy as they come. but I ain't gonna argue about it, its worthless. you'll always be a pussy, only talking shit when you know you are safe. so keep talking shit, and keep your pussy wet. scary ass bitch.
and homo I've made plenty of offers to make it worth your while. I'll bring $1000 cash, have it in my pocket. all you gotta do is whoop my ass and take it. $1000 is hardly a waste of time. so step up or shut up pussy.
LMFAO...I bet you don't even have $1000...You're full of fucking shit man...You know damn well I won't waste my time on your ass, so you challenge me through the internet...That's got to be some of the saddest shit I've ever witnessed...Also, dumbshit, I'm not TALKING shit, I'm TYPING shit...Learn the difference between internet and real life, you elementry school dropout.
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^thats probably exactly wat happened... he was gettin head from the dog.. and the dog dint like the taste of sperm
damn, that is just nasty :banana_dss: :puke:
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the funny thing is nik isnt talkin shit.... i think the beef should juist stop cause its so damn homosexual
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the funny thing is nik isnt talkin shit.... i think the beef should juist stop cause its so damn homosexual
i forgot how Nik and Grundys beef started but me and grundy use to be cool but then he started bieng a bitch hes fucking dumb he cant get along with anybody on a damn message board much less in real life
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..sometimes it takes weird stories like this to bring some sense to certain things...
(http://www.otlichno.ru/pictures/erot/hotDogPenis.jpg)
Hot DOG penis
LOL :)
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you are just too retarted with your down syndrome ass to understand. you keep talking shit, yet you can't back it up. you are a pussy. as pussy as they come. but I ain't gonna argue about it, its worthless. you'll always be a pussy, only talking shit when you know you are safe. so keep talking shit, and keep your pussy wet. scary ass bitch.
and homo I've made plenty of offers to make it worth your while. I'll bring $1000 cash, have it in my pocket. all you gotta do is whoop my ass and take it. $1000 is hardly a waste of time. so step up or shut up pussy.
LMFAO...I bet you don't even have $1000...You're full of fucking shit man...You know damn well I won't waste my time on your ass, so you challenge me through the internet...That's got to be some of the saddest shit I've ever witnessed...Also, dumbshit, I'm not TALKING shit, I'm TYPING shit...Learn the difference between internet and real life, you elementry school dropout.
you are straight scared. $1000 ain't shit to me fool, I'm not a welfare recipient like gAy G, I make my money. keep talking shit, and keep being a pussy. hell I'll up it to $1500. thats well worth your time. You're right, I know you won't show up cuz your a fuckin pussy and your scared. Like I said, nima had a video camera and we coulda done this, but you pussed out like the lil bitch that you are. Its gonna come back on ya tho Downy, best believe that.
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the funny thing is nik isnt talkin shit.... i think the beef should juist stop cause its so damn homosexual
I think you should mind your own fuckin business you dumbass wonderbread stoner. If I wanted to know what you thought. I woulda said, hey dipshit, what the fuck do you think? Did you see me ask you that? If not, then stay the fuck out my business you lil girl.
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the funny thing is nik isnt talkin shit.... i think the beef should juist stop cause its so damn homosexual
i forgot how Nik and Grundys beef started but me and grundy use to be cool but then he started bieng a bitch hes fucking dumb he cant get along with anybody on a damn message board much less in real life
I was never cool with you, ya dumb dirty mexican. I always thought you were a dumbass annoying fuckin joke for a wannabe g. I wouldn't care if your slutty ass mom dropped a bowling ball on your head, back then or now.
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the funny thing is nik isnt talkin shit.... i think the beef should juist stop cause its so damn homosexual
I think you should mind your own fuckin business you dumbass wonderbread stoner. If I wanted to know what you thought. I woulda said, hey dipshit, what the fuck do you think? Did you see me ask you that? If not, then stay the fuck out my business you lil girl.
ur a 27 year old stoner that talks shit on a msg board... and i dotn even smoke...
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this is exciting :)
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the funny thing is nik isnt talkin shit.... i think the beef should juist stop cause its so damn homosexual
I think you should mind your own fuckin business you dumbass wonderbread stoner. If I wanted to know what you thought. I woulda said, hey dipshit, what the fuck do you think? Did you see me ask you that? If not, then stay the fuck out my business you lil girl.
ur a 27 year old stoner that talks shit on a msg board... and i dotn even smoke...
get your facts straight before you try and make a wack ass atempt at dissing wonderbread. I ain't 27 and I don't smoke weed anymore. Nice try dumbfuck.
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wonderbread...?
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lmao Grundy makes up gay nicknames out of no where he gets it from his twisted PCP weed he smokes
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nick nack patty wack give a dogg a bone