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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Breezio on November 28, 2004, 11:51:33 AM

Title: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Don Breezio on November 28, 2004, 11:51:33 AM
so last weekend i had a christmas party for my company to go to....it was in portland oregon....roughly 300 miles or so from here...it wasnt a mandatory party but me and my roommate (who is also my manager) decided it would be fun to go....i drove the whole way....im a very fast driver....throughout the entire drive i was going 90-100 in a 60. in the state of washington 25 mph over the limit is reckless driving and you go to jail for a night....i made it there in 3.5 hours...only saw 1 cop the entire way....we drove there and back in the same day....we worked from 9:30 til 2 and then drove there and got there about 5:30...left again about 10....so on the way back im going 95ish the entire way.....kyle looks at me and goes "dude...you just passed a cop going 95".....so i slowed down a lot and he didnt get behind me right away....kyle said he wasnt sure it was a cop car so i figure i got lucky.....then all of the sudden this guy comes up really fast behind me and throws on his lights....im thinking "shit im goin to jail...35 over".....the cop gets out of his car and comes up to my window and goes:

"do you realize how fast you were going?"

"yes sir...pretty fast"

"liscence and registration (looks at the liscence) well lucas i just want to let you know this is being recorded (im not sure what that means but whatever)....whats the hurry?"

"we've actually been driving all day...we drove to portland and back today"

"well you're not gonna make it driving like that!....i want you to know the only reason your not getting a ticket is because i just got an alert that i have to respond to right away...slow it down"

then i drove off

i was shocked that i didnt get atleast a ticket going that much over the limit
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: white Boy on November 28, 2004, 11:57:50 AM
my 1st and only ticket was a 60 in a 45 and a dui.. this wensdayt im getin my listence taken away for 2 mionths.. btw.. i drive fast as fuck.. i would really hate to get pulled over
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Jome on November 28, 2004, 12:02:45 PM
You're lucky as fuck.
The 2 tickets I got, I hoped for the same, so I tried to drag out the time.. I'm never lucky like that.  >:(
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 28, 2004, 04:41:46 PM
You were in the right place at the right time mayne.
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Post by: mauzip on November 28, 2004, 04:51:46 PM
I'm proud of you, Luke.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 29, 2004, 09:48:48 PM
That happens all the time...It's happened to my girlfriend and two of my homies.
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on November 30, 2004, 10:43:33 AM
All I can say is that ure lucky
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Post by: Leggy Hendrix on November 30, 2004, 11:26:42 AM
You should really make a movie about this event....

lmao
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: *Jamal* on November 30, 2004, 12:49:36 PM
Seriously, from the title of the thread one is expecting a story about the cops pullin' him over... about to write a ticket, and this fool like boning out or something...

This fruitcake posts a story about how the cop had an alert and had to leave, and how it was such a fuckin' miracle that he didn't get a ticket...

If this is the kinda shit that you consider exciting in your life then I feel sorry for your ass

What's next?

AMAZING STORY: The kitchen floor was wet and my brother was able to walk to the fridge and back without falling!
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on November 30, 2004, 12:54:15 PM
AMAZING STORY: The kitchen floor was wet and my brother was able to walk to the fridge and back without falling!
LMAO :laugh:
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Acgrundy on November 30, 2004, 02:13:33 PM
Seriously, from the title of the thread one is expecting a story about the cops pullin' him over... about to write a ticket, and this fool like boning out or something...

This fruitcake posts a story about how the cop had an alert and had to leave, and how it was such a fuckin' miracle that he didn't get a ticket...

If this is the kinda shit that you consider exciting in your life then I feel sorry for your ass

What's next?

AMAZING STORY: The kitchen floor was wet and my brother was able to walk to the fridge and back without falling!

I have to co-sign that.  how the hell is this story amazing?  You got let off for a speeding ticket, whoopty fuckin doo.
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: white Boy on November 30, 2004, 02:27:08 PM
lol
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Don Breezio on November 30, 2004, 03:15:35 PM
35 over the speedlimit in the state of washington is not just a speeding ticket...its a night in jail
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Trauma-san on November 30, 2004, 05:52:06 PM
I Never get tickets.  Ever.  I get stopped, and I never get a ticket.  I can't really explain it, I guess I'm just a nice guy or something, but I *NEVER get tickets.  I estimate I've been pulled speeding or wreckless driving or whatever, at least 8 times and gotten out of a ticket. 

I'm flying to the beach with a girl onetime in a 280Z turbo, t-tops off, FLYING.  I mean, 90, 95 the whole way.  Cop pulls us over, gives me a warning.

I'm flying down the highway here in town with a friend, cop pulls me over, I tell him I was talking to my friend and just didn't notice I was over the limit, no ticket.

I'm driving down the street in my Mustang, flying, cop pulls me over, he does the 'do you know how fast' thing, I told him I didn't realize it was a 35, I thought it was a 45 (I was going 50)... he says "Well, I was following you since Park, I was wondering why you didn't slow down"... I just told him I thought I was doing the limit, he said well, i'm not gonna give you a ticket, I actually said outloud "Phew, thank god" LOL

I picked up an Arcade game out of some guys basement, way out in the fuckin' STICKS, and was flying home on this backroad, cop pulls me over, doesn't even get out of his car, just whips around, and tells me to slow the hell down before I kill somebody......... NO TICKET.

Happens all the time, I can't really explain it. 
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: white Boy on November 30, 2004, 06:59:01 PM
trauam maybe u are jesus?
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Post by: DAYUM on November 30, 2004, 08:06:05 PM
trauam maybe u are jesus?

nah hes just really white lol
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Post by: Trauma-san on November 30, 2004, 08:17:58 PM
^ LOL
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Post by: [sepehr] on November 30, 2004, 08:19:26 PM
35 over the speedlimit in the state of washington is not just a speeding ticket...its a night in jail

WOW.. this story of yours just keeps getting more and more interesting.... TELL US MORE!

lmfao
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: SGV on December 01, 2004, 07:01:59 AM
Bullshit! And then people wonder why others bitch about getting tickets.
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Trauma-san on December 01, 2004, 07:36:46 AM
Hey, some got it, some don't! We're really just wondering why you're such a bitch, period. 
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Post by: Kill on December 01, 2004, 07:40:02 AM
trauam maybe u are jesus?

nah hes just really white lol

Luke is black tho ::)
Title: Re: amazing speeding ticket story
Post by: Floydness on December 01, 2004, 10:08:32 AM
That happens all the time...It's happened to my girlfriend and two of my homies.

lol, but my story is even more "amazing"..  one time i was driving about 50 and the speed limit was like 35.. anyways, a cop saw me and turned his lights on so i was about to pull over but this ghetto ass car full of mexicans drove by on like 60 and the cop just went to them instead.. lol thats when u know god shines his light on u :)