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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Thirteen on December 05, 2004, 02:27:24 PM
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so i end up going home with this 27 year old chick last night and she's all into giving head... that's great cause i didn't have any condoms and shit
so the bitch is into that rough head, she wanted me to grab her hair, tug on her nipples and make her gag and shit...i like to please the ladies so i did those things....then the bitch stopped for a second and asked me if i would punch her in the head...
so that was weird thing number one... i was like "slap or punch?" she wanted a punch... "hard of soft?" she was like "just don't knock me out"
i couldn't do it, something about my dick being in a bear trap like mouth and hitting it real hard made me think of possible consequences
anyways when it was all said and done, this bitch turned out to be something like a sperm taste tester.... she asks me "you don't eat alot of bananas do you?" i said no... then she narrowed it down like the sylvia browne of cum guzzlers....she was like "did you eat alot of cherries or apples lately? and the day before i had eaten a bunch of sun dried cherries
i just thought it was weird a girl could break down some sperm like that
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she could work 4 the feds. "the rapest ate alot of bananas and has a gimpy left leg"
i've had a cupple of thoes kind of girls who like it rough. kidda kinky but i wouldn't go as far as to punch her in the head. maybe the tits.lol
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Now thats a grade A 100% freak.
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ROTFFLMMFAOOO AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG MAN dats the funniest shit i have read in a long
fuckin time on this board man my abs hurt cuz im laffin soo much AHAHHAHAHHA dude dis chick is close to bein as
freaky as they get man. one question was she hot?
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cute face, big tits, decent ass but she could lose about 15 pounds
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lmao thats some funny shit
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lmao thats some funny shit
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cute face, big tits, decent ass but she could lose about 15 pounds
ask her if she needs a refill and eat something wit hot sause hours before ;D
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i'll eat some lemons and grapefruits then laugh at her sour face
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hahahahaha
eat some brussel sprouts or some brocoli :D
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ROTFFLMMFAOOO AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG MAN dats the funniest shit i have read in a long
LMAO, that had me rolling HAHAHa
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so i end up going home with this 27 year old chick last night and she's all into giving head... that's great cause i didn't have any condoms and shit
so the bitch is into that rough head, she wanted me to grab her hair, tug on her nipples and make her gag and shit...i like to please the ladies so i did those things....then the bitch stopped for a second and asked me if i would punch her in the head...
so that was weird thing number one... i was like "slap or punch?" she wanted a punch... "hard of soft?" she was like "just don't knock me out"
i couldn't do it, something about my dick being in a bear trap like mouth and hitting it real hard made me think of possible consequences
anyways when it was all said and done, this bitch turned out to be something like a sperm taste tester.... she asks me "you don't eat alot of bananas do you?" i said no... then she narrowed it down like the sylvia browne of cum guzzlers....she was like "did you eat alot of cherries or apples lately? and the day before i had eaten a bunch of sun dried cherries
i just thought it was weird a girl could break down some sperm like that
LOL dude thats some funny shit. When I first joined up there was some bitch who wanted me to smack her around and treat her like a "bitch" but she didnt want me to actually hurt her I was a little freaked out none the less.
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i'll eat some lemons and grapefruits then laugh at her sour face
LMFAOOOAO A AHHAHAHHHAHHA
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Now thats a grade A 100% freak.
werd.
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she could lose about 15 pounds
Does she live in Indiana and own 137 cats and thinks NWA is a new group??
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she could lose about 15 pounds
Does she live in Indiana and own 137 cats and thinks NWA is a new group??
it's 15 not 150
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I hope you got the number.
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i got it but i don't know if i'll be using it anytime soon... she's a little bit too weird for my taste
unless i'm drunk
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i got it but i don't know if i'll be using it anytime soon... she's a little bit too weird for my taste
unless i'm drunk
den drink foo
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honestly i'm a bit sore, i got scratches all on my back, feel like i threw my back out and she used too much teeth
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man that's tight. Even if you never do it again, at least you got a dope story to tell now lol
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lol i dont no man but if it was me i wood go bak to her again and have her conduct taste tests like ill eat a fruit and have her guess wat i ate and belive me theres alot of friuts u can eat
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lol i dont no man but if it was me i wood go bak to her again and have her conduct taste tests like ill eat a fruit and have her guess wat i ate and belive me theres alot of friuts u can eat
you got a point, i should look online and see foods that make my shit switch and then try them out... i wonder if she could tell the difference between Pepsi and Diet Pepsi
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lmao, i would have punched her
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lol i dont no man but if it was me i wood go bak to her again and have her conduct taste tests like ill eat a fruit and have her guess wat i ate and belive me theres alot of friuts u can eat
you got a point, i should look online and see foods that make my shit switch and then try them out... i wonder if she could tell the difference between Pepsi and Diet Pepsi
LMFAOOO AHHAHAHHA
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lmao, i would have punched her
i probably would have too.. lol....
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LMFAO at her analysing it...freak...
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Damn, you had a chance to sock a bitch in the head and you didn't take it? What kind of man are you?!
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Damn, you had a chance to sock a bitch in the head and you didn't take it? What kind of man are you?!
LMAO
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i woulda knocked the bitch out
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I head if yoiu fucking a bitch in the ass and you punch her in the back of the head her asshole tightens.
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I head if yoiu fucking a bitch in the ass and you punch her in the back of the head her asshole tightens.
its called a donkey punch