It's June 16, 2024, 06:00:27 AM
lmao thats some funny shit
cute face, big tits, decent ass but she could lose about 15 pounds
ROTFFLMMFAOOO AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG MAN dats the funniest shit i have read in a long
so i end up going home with this 27 year old chick last night and she's all into giving head... that's great cause i didn't have any condoms and shitso the bitch is into that rough head, she wanted me to grab her hair, tug on her nipples and make her gag and shit...i like to please the ladies so i did those things....then the bitch stopped for a second and asked me if i would punch her in the head...so that was weird thing number one... i was like "slap or punch?" she wanted a punch... "hard of soft?" she was like "just don't knock me out" i couldn't do it, something about my dick being in a bear trap like mouth and hitting it real hard made me think of possible consequencesanyways when it was all said and done, this bitch turned out to be something like a sperm taste tester.... she asks me "you don't eat alot of bananas do you?" i said no... then she narrowed it down like the sylvia browne of cum guzzlers....she was like "did you eat alot of cherries or apples lately? and the day before i had eaten a bunch of sun dried cherriesi just thought it was weird a girl could break down some sperm like that
i'll eat some lemons and grapefruits then laugh at her sour face
Now thats a grade A 100% freak.
she could lose about 15 pounds