weird situation

[Thirteen]

so i end up going home with this 27 year old chick last night and she's all into giving head... that's great cause i didn't have any condoms and shit

so the bitch is into that rough head, she wanted me to grab her hair, tug on her nipples and make her gag and shit...i like to please the ladies so i did those things....then the bitch stopped for a second and asked me if i would punch her in the head...

so that was weird thing number one... i was like "slap or punch?" she wanted a punch... "hard of soft?" she was like "just don't knock me out"

i couldn't do it, something about my dick being in a bear trap like mouth and hitting it real hard made me think of possible consequences

anyways when it was all said and done, this bitch turned out to be something like a sperm taste tester.... she asks me "you don't eat alot of bananas do you?" i said no... then she narrowed it down like the sylvia browne of cum guzzlers....she was like "did you eat alot of cherries or apples lately? and the day before i had eaten a bunch of sun dried cherries

i just thought it was weird a girl could break down some sperm like that

[Jimmy Cash2120]

she could work 4 the feds. "the rapest ate alot of bananas and has a gimpy left leg"

i've had a cupple of thoes kind of girls who like it rough. kidda kinky but i wouldn't go as far as to punch her in the head. maybe the tits.lol

[Sikotic™]

Now thats a grade A 100% freak.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

ROTFFLMMFAOOO  AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG MAN dats the funniest shit i have read in a long

fuckin time on this board man my abs hurt cuz im laffin soo much AHAHHAHAHHA dude dis chick is close to bein as

freaky as they get man. one question was she hot?

[Thirteen]

cute face, big tits, decent ass but she could lose about 15 pounds

[white Boy]

lmao thats some funny shit

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

lmao thats some funny shit

[Da WCC Hopar!]

cute face, big tits, decent ass but she could lose about 15 pounds

ask her if she needs a refill and eat something wit hot sause hours before 

[Thirteen]

i'll eat some lemons and grapefruits then laugh at her sour face

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

hahahahaha

eat some brussel sprouts or some brocoli

[PLANT]

ROTFFLMMFAOOO  AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG MAN dats the funniest shit i have read in a long

LMAO, that had me rolling HAHAHa

[tommyilromano]

so i end up going home with this 27 year old chick last night and she's all into giving head... that's great cause i didn't have any condoms and shit

so the bitch is into that rough head, she wanted me to grab her hair, tug on her nipples and make her gag and shit...i like to please the ladies so i did those things....then the bitch stopped for a second and asked me if i would punch her in the head...

so that was weird thing number one... i was like "slap or punch?" she wanted a punch... "hard of soft?" she was like "just don't knock me out"

i couldn't do it, something about my dick being in a bear trap like mouth and hitting it real hard made me think of possible consequences

anyways when it was all said and done, this bitch turned out to be something like a sperm taste tester.... she asks me "you don't eat alot of bananas do you?" i said no... then she narrowed it down like the sylvia browne of cum guzzlers....she was like "did you eat alot of cherries or apples lately? and the day before i had eaten a bunch of sun dried cherries

i just thought it was weird a girl could break down some sperm like that

LOL dude thats some funny shit. When I first joined up there was some bitch who wanted me to smack her around and treat her like a "bitch" but she didnt want me to actually hurt her I was a little freaked out none the less.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

i'll eat some lemons and grapefruits then laugh at her sour face

LMFAOOOAO A AHHAHAHHHAHHA

[eS El Duque]

Now thats a grade A 100% freak.

werd.

[mrtonguetwista]

she could lose about 15 pounds

Does she live in Indiana and own 137 cats and thinks NWA is a new group??