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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: eKardz on January 06, 2006, 05:05:42 PM
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People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.
A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.
Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.
Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.
The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.
Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.
(http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2005-12/57190.jpg)
A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com
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Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
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Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
LOL
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wtf!? who asked the dolphin, thats an animal thats supposed to be out swimming in the sea, it's bad enough alot of them are trapped and have to entertain humans these days. fucking ritch bitch :-\
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I wonder what their kids are gonna look like?
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Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
LOL
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LMAO. Please tell me this is a joke...
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try imagining what the honeymoon wood look like
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try imagining what the honeymoon wood look like
so hot
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try imagining what the honeymoon wood look like
It would involve blowholes and blowing holes.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Dolphin > Fish (Israeli bachelor/NIK)
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People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.
A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.
Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.
Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.
The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.
Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.
(http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2005-12/57190.jpg)
A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com
That shit is just fucking stupid!!!not to be tripping on some racists shit yall...but why white people do some of the strangest,and weirdest shit.(shit that makes a nigga say.GODDAMN!!!what the fuck he or she was thinking about)...that bitch would be disowned like a muthafucka.....nigga been like,you marrying a what!!!......lmao,just think how her ex feels.
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Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
Thanks for the offer.but I like bitches that dont piss on the floor.
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Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
Thanks for the offer.but I like bitches that dont piss on the floor.
lmao
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fuck the jews
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fuck the jews
What's your reasoning behind this? I mean, you do look like a happy ass nazi, just never thought you actually were one.
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I wonder what their kids are gonna look like?
(http://www.thefabricfinder.com/SpringsIndustiresLittleMermaid1.JPG)
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was the dolphin jewish or something ?
atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment 8) good luck to em i say ;D
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was the dolphin jewish or something ?
atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment 8) good luck to em i say ;D
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
Thanks for the offer.but I like bitches that dont piss on the floor.
lmao
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was the dolphin jewish or something ?
atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment 8) good luck to em i say ;D
monkeys do
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People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.
A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.
Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.
Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.
The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.
Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.
(http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2005-12/57190.jpg)
A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com
That shit is just fucking stupid!!!not to be tripping on some racists shit yall...but why white people do some of the strangest,and weirdest shit.(shit that makes a nigga say.GODDAMN!!!what the fuck he or she was thinking about)...that bitch would be disowned like a muthafucka.....nigga been like,you marrying a what!!!......lmao,just think how her ex feels.
yes, for white is totally normal, and we sure arent amazed by this. ::)
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^^^LMAO...He's an idiot. Nowhere in the article does it even specify her race.
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Are There a lot of balck jewish people?
this is some weird shit! reminds me of that episode of south park where PETA members are all married to animals and one couple have a baby mutant!
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If your mother is jewish you are.. no matter what religion you're in. So for every nigga rapin a jewish woman, a black jew is born.
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Are There a lot of balck jewish people?
Yes, especially Ethiopians...
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shyne is jewish
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shyne is jewish
Yup...
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was the dolphin jewish or something ?
atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment 8) good luck to em i say ;D
monkeys do
is that proven ? they do it to reproduce, maybe enjoy it along the way... but humans and dolphins do it for fun, not to reproduce...
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There's gotta be a mitzvah against that.
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was the dolphin jewish or something ?
atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment 8) good luck to em i say ;D
monkeys do
is that proven ? they do it to reproduce, maybe enjoy it along the way... but humans and dolphins do it for fun, not to reproduce...
da only monkeys that i no that do it for pure enjoyment are the banobos they actually have orgies. they are also bisexual too
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There's gotta be a mitzvah against that.
LMFAO. Do you know what you're saying?
mitzvah=good deed
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Obviously not lol. I thought mitzvah=commandment. Guess not.
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stupid ass wigger.go and write some jokes or something....fool just talking reckless.
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Raise off my nuts you blow-up doll fucking nigger. WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sorry thats ya boys job(gaybananas).but imrideing 4ever an a day.enjoy hoe type.