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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2006, 09:24:42 PM »
fuck the jews


What's your reasoning behind this? I mean, you do look like a happy ass nazi, just never thought you actually were one.
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2006, 07:10:04 AM »
I wonder what their kids are gonna look like?

 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2006, 08:22:04 AM »
was the dolphin jewish or something ?

atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment  8) good luck to em i say  ;D
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2006, 04:29:16 PM »
was the dolphin jewish or something ?

atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment 8) good luck to em i say ;D

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2006, 05:05:16 PM »
Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.
Thanks for the offer.but I like bitches that dont piss on the floor.

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2006, 04:30:39 AM »
was the dolphin jewish or something ?

atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment  8) good luck to em i say  ;D
monkeys do

 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2006, 08:50:16 AM »
People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.


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A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com

That shit is just fucking stupid!!!not to be tripping on some racists shit yall...but why white people do some of the strangest,and weirdest shit.(shit that makes a nigga say.GODDAMN!!!what the fuck he or she was thinking about)...that bitch would be disowned like a muthafucka.....nigga been like,you marrying a what!!!......lmao,just think how her ex feels.

yes, for white is totally normal, and we sure arent amazed by this.   ::)
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2006, 09:31:03 AM »
^^^LMAO...He's an idiot. Nowhere in the article does it even specify her race.
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2006, 09:48:08 AM »
Are There a lot of balck jewish people?

this is some weird shit! reminds me of that episode of south park where PETA members are all married to animals and one couple have a baby mutant!
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2006, 09:54:21 AM »
If your mother is jewish you are.. no matter what religion you're in. So for every nigga rapin a jewish woman, a black jew is born.
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2006, 10:31:21 AM »
Are There a lot of balck jewish people?


Yes, especially Ethiopians...
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2006, 11:58:22 AM »
shyne is jewish
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2006, 09:45:29 PM »
was the dolphin jewish or something ?

atkeast they wont need to worry about vasectamies... i heard dolphins can have safe sex !!! they have an inbuilt sex flap that works like a condom... only other animal we know of in the world that has sex for sheer enjoyment  8) good luck to em i say  ;D
monkeys do



is that proven ? they do it to reproduce, maybe enjoy it along the way... but humans and dolphins do it for fun, not to reproduce...
 

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Re: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2006, 12:23:41 AM »
There's gotta be a mitzvah against that.